By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play this game.
These giant squid jokes are kraken me up!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
I hate insect puns, they really bug me.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
A bear was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn't amoosed.
The duck was in rehab because he was a quackaddict.
Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.
How does a farmer count cows? With a cow-culator
I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
What do you call bees that are fat? Obeese
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie ever.
I went to a seafood party last week, I pulled a mussel.
What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam
I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall from a cliff?
BA DUM TS
My dyslexia has just hit a owl.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees? In the ark-hives!
Simba was moving slow, so i told him to Mufasa!
I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
I went to the zoo today, there was only one animal. It was a shitzu!
Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet!
Would you like to buy a male or a female dog? "Bitch please" !
Why didn't the crab share it's toys? It was too shellfish!
I'm having a ruff day. Don't terrier self up about it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome!
why do cows wear bells? because their horns don't work!
I love listening to mewsicals! Fur real, they are pawesome.
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