My drug dealer cracks me up.
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
Being friends with assassins is a bad idea. They're all backstabbers.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
The case against a donut thief was full of holes.
A criminals best asset is his lie ability.
I was addicted to soap... I'm clean now.
Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.
You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
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