A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
Would you like to buy a male or a female dog? "Bitch please" !
I'm having a ruff day. Don't terrier self up about it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome!
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5 Puns about dog!