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15 Time Puns about watches and clocks!

Enjoy a small handful of time related puns which feature clocks, watches and other elements of the time.

  1. Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
  2. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
  3. Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
  4. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  5. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
  6. I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
  7. They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
  8. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
  9. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
  10. What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
  11. What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
  12. Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
  13. If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
  14. I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
  15. Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.