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27 Corny Jokes certain to make your friends groan!


Corny Jokes are known as a lame type of joke, the intentional low-quality of the joke makes them cheesy and groanworthy. Cringe your way through our hand-picked list of the corniest jokes.

  1. Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat? Cause if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
  2. What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.
  3. What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? Where's popcorn.
  4. What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing.
  5. What did the tired criminal need? Arrest.
  6. What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle? A polar bear.
  7. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.
  8. Why did the pig get hired by the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.
  9. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's way to far to walk.
  10. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
  11. I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
  12. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  13. What did the buffalo say to his son leaving to school? Bison.
  14. I had to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust
  15. Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive.
  16. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the othe fish, do you know how to drive this thing?
  17. I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
  18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  19. Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.
  20. Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming!
  21. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
  22. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  23. Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.
  24. What’s red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red.
  25. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
  26. What do you call a totally unimportant elephant? - An Irrelephant
  27. A book fell on my head, I can only blame my shelf.
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