Corny Jokes are known as a lame type of joke, the intentional low-quality of the joke makes them cheesy and groanworthy. Cringe your way through our hand-picked list of the corniest jokes.
- Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat? Cause if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
- What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.
- What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? Where's popcorn.
- What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing.
- What did the tired criminal need? Arrest.
- What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle? A polar bear.
- Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.
- Why did the pig get hired by the restaurant? He was really good at bacon.
- Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's way to far to walk.
- How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
- I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
- What did the buffalo say to his son leaving to school? Bison.
- I had to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust
- Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive.
- Two fish are in a tank. One says to the othe fish, do you know how to drive this thing?
- I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.
- Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming!
- What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.
- What’s red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red.
- What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
- What do you call a totally unimportant elephant? - An Irrelephant
- A book fell on my head, I can only blame my shelf.
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