Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme..
Currently the flower business is blooming
Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call bees that are fat? Obeese
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie ever.
What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
Trees are relieved when Spring comes.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
Why didn't the crab share it's toys? It was too shellfish!
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path!
She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
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