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List of the Funniest Jokes

Last Updated: February 24, 2021

Our hand-picked list of the funniest jokes that we could find, ranked based on how funny they are to you. These short and clever jokes are have been selected for the soul purpose of making people laugh, make sure you tell these jokes to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

Jokes are voted by you!

Every week we update this list to prioritise the funniest jokes, help us improve the page by voting on how funny you find the jokes. Press the thumb up icon to let us know you found the joke funny and the thumb down icon to let us know perhaps the joke isn't as good as we thought!

Top 10 Funniest Jokes

The jokes below are the top 10 voted by you as the most hilarious jokes we have.

  1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

    Funny joke about an old lady
  2. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
  3. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
  4. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
  5. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
  6. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

    Funny joke about work
  7. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
  8. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
  9. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
  10. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.

Newly Added Jokes

Each week we will add new jokes below, these have either been submitted to us or we have found them funny enough to share with you. Vote on the jokes if you think they are funny, if a joke gets enough votes we'll add them to the page.

More Funny Jokes

Continuing on below is the rest of our list of the funniest jokes, these jokes didn't make the top 10 but we still found them very funny.

Submit your funny jokes to us

If you know of a funny joke which you think deserves to be on our list then don't hestitate to send it to us via our submission page. If we think the joke is good we'll add it to this page!

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