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List of Funny Puns

Last Updated: October 2, 2021

Funny puns are a great way to make somebody laugh, they are a type of funny word play which relies on words that have multiple meanings. This list contains a variety of clever, short and corny puns which have been selected to make you laugh. Pun.me has been providing puns on the internet since 2015 so we sure know which puns are the funniest!

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This list contains 100+ funny puns and is ranked by your votes! You can click the thumbs up and thumbs down buttons to vote on puns that you find funny, this will help us improve the list to contain only the best puns. Every week we'll add a selection of funny puns and we will also update the order of the page to reflect your votes.

Top 10 Funniest Puns

The puns below are the funniest 10 puns, as voted by you as the best puns that we have.

  1. I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.

    Funny pun about stairs being up to something
  2. Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.

    Pun about a man who lost his left side
  3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

    Long funny pun about a swimming pool donation
  4. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

    Funny cartoonist pun
  5. I should have been sad when my flash light batteries died, but I was delighted.
  6. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
  7. Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
  8. I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.
  9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  10. After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

Newly Added Puns

Each week we will add new pun in this section which have been submitted to us or we have found them ourselves to share. Vote on the newly added puns if you think they deserve to be on our list of the funniest puns, if a pun gets enough votes we'll add them to the page.

More Funny Puns

The remainder of the funny puns on these page didn't make the top 10 but are all still great and worth reading for a good chuckle.

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