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List of Funny Puns

Last Updated: March 27, 2021

Funny puns are a great way to make somebody laugh, they are a type of funny word play which relies on words that have multiple meanings. This list contains a variety of clever, short and corny puns which have been selected to make you laugh. Pun.me has been providing puns on the internet since 2015 so we sure know which puns are the funniest!

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This list contains 100+ funny puns and is ranked by your votes! You can click the thumbs up and thumbs down buttons to vote on puns that you find funny, this will help us improve the list to contain only the best puns. Every week we'll add a selection of funny puns and we will also update the order of the page to reflect your votes.

Top 10 Funniest Puns

The puns below are the funniest 10 puns, as voted by you as the best puns that we have.

  1. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
  2. A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.

    funny pun about a man and a shelf
  3. I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
  4. Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot.
  5. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
  6. It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
  7. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.

    Funny pun about weight loss
  8. A criminals best asset is his lie ability.
  9. Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see the point.
  10. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

Newly Added Puns

Each week we will add new pun in this section which have been submitted to us or we have found them ourselves to share. Vote on the newly added puns if you think they deserve to be on our list of the funniest puns, if a pun gets enough votes we'll add them to the page.

More Funny Puns

The remainder of the funny puns on these page didn't make the top 10 but are all still great and worth reading for a good chuckle.

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