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Last Updated: August 21, 2021

A selection of inspirational funny quotes which you can use to motivate your friends or family. Use these funny quotes as way to cheer somebody up and inspire them.

Funny quotes are designed to tell a short moral about life whilst trying to be comical. We suggest memorizing some of these quotes and use them in semi-serious sitations to lighten the mood.

  1. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
    Funny quote about being indecisive
  2. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
    Funny quote about doing nothing
  3. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
    Funny quote about two wrongs
  4. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
    Funny quote about being lazy
  5. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
    Funny quote about life
  6. A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
    Silly funny quote about cupcakes and a balanced diet
  7. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
    Funny quote about eating makeup
  8. I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
    Hilarious quote about being shy
  9. Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
    Fun quote for saying accurate things
  10. I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
    Funny quote for being in agreement
  11. Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together!
    Funny quote about life falling apart
  12. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
    Funny quote about nothing being possible
  13. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
    Funny quote about banks lending money
  14. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    Fun quote about people caring
  15. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
    Funny quote about being unique
  16. The answer you're looking for is inside of you, but it's wrong
    silly funny quote about answers being inside of you.
  17. One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
    fun quote about talking to yourself
  18. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.
    motivational quote about elevator to success
  19. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
    Motivational funny quote about an apple a day
  20. The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
    Funny quote about eating cake

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