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30 Funny Riddles with hidden answers

Last Updated: July 7th, 2021

The funniest riddles with hidden answers. These very funny riddles are great to read to your friends and will have you laughing out loud when you tell the answers.

We have hidden the answers to these hilarious riddles to make them more fun, try to guess the answer to each riddle before clicking the 'show answer' button to discover the correct answer.

  1. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
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    Lunch and Dinner.
  2. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
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    A clock.
  3. What tastes better than it smells?
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    A Tongue.
  4. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
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    A Mushroom.
  5. During what month do people sleep the least?
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    February, it's the shortest month.

    Funny riddle about sleeping
  6. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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    A Carrot.
  7. What goes up and never comes down?
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    Your Age.
  8. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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  9. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
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    They are triplets!
  10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
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    Johnny of course.
  11. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
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    Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
  12. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
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    There is no dirt in the hole.
  13. What has four wheels and flies?
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    A garbage truck.
  14. What gets wetter the more it dries?
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    A towel.

    Funny riddle about a wet object drying
  15. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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  16. You can't keep this until you have given it.
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    A promise.
  17. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
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  18. What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
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    Your Shadow.
  19. What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
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    A roast chicken.
  20. How many months in the year have 28 days?
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    All of them.
  21. A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
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    He is bald.

    Funny riddle about a man in the rain
  22. What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?
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    The Outside.
  23. Six fish are in the pond if three die how many are in the pond?
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  24. What goes up and down but never moves?
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    The stairs.
  25. Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
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    It wasn't raining!
  26. What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking it's name will break it?
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    Funny riddle about silence
  27. Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
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    A conversation.
  28. What has a tail and a head, but no body?
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    A coin.
  29. What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
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    Your name.
  30. What can make the octopus laugh?
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    Ten tickles (tentacles)!

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