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40 Funny Programming & Computing Jokes

Date Posted: June 23, 2023

Explore our list of the 40 funniest programming and computing jokes, perfect for entertaining programmers and tech enthusiasts. We have split the list into three categories, developer-related, coding and general computing.

Jokes for Programmers and Developers

  1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Funny joke about programmers prefering dark mode.
  2. Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays!
  3. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!
  4. Why was the unemployed JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't get callbacks!
  5. Why did the developer go broke? Because he lost his cache!
  6. A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code. He refused to comment.
    Funny programming joke about unreadable code.
  7. Why did the programmer get lost in the jungle? Because he couldn't find the right path!
  8. Why was the programming team so good at solving mysteries? They followed the clues in the stack trace!
  9. Why don't programmers like to party? They prefer functions!
  10. Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the code review? He wanted to reach the high-level code!
  11. What did 0 say to 1? You're a bit too much.
    Programming joke about being a 'bit' too much
  12. Why don't game programmers like to go outside? The graphics are great, but the storyline is terrible!
  13. Why don't programmers like to get into arguments? They prefer to avoid endless loops!
  14. A programmer got stuck in the shower. The instructions given on the shampoo bottle said... Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
  15. Real Programmers always count from 0.

Coding jokes for software developers

  1. There’s no place like
    Coding joke about theres no place like home.
  2. Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF
  3. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.
  4. Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
  5. A plastic surgeon applies for a programming position, he had heard they needed back end development.
  6. Hide and Seek Champion... ; since 1958
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yes” reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  8. while (alive) { eat(); sleep (); code ();}
  9. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  10. Binary: It’s as easy as 01, 10, 11
  11. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
  12. My friend said I have a high IQ, he said it's 404.
  13. Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.
  14. An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?"
  15. A web developer walks into a restaurant. He immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.

General Computing Jokes

  1. How many developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
    Computing joke about being a hardware problem.
  2. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
  3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
  4. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  5. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
  6. My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You." It's a Dell.
    Funny computing joke about computer being a dell
  7. Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? A: It lost its contacts.
  8. What is an alien’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
  9. If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
  10. Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.

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