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36 Time Puns about watches and clocks!

Last Updated: June 29, 2023

Enjoy a small handful of time related puns which feature clocks, watches and other elements of the time.

  1. Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
    Time pun about eating a clock.
  2. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
  3. Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
  4. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  5. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
  6. I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
  7. They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
    Time pun about a clock movie.
  8. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
  9. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
  10. What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
  11. What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
  12. Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
    Time pun about a clock movie.
  13. Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
  14. If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
  15. I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
  16. I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
    Time travel joke.
  17. I got a new 24-hour clock yesterday and it's broken already. It only lasted a day.
  18. Our dog is called Rolex. He's a watch dog.
  19. I can't believe I got fired from the watch factory after all the extra hours I put in.
  20. Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.
  21. 11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.
  22. I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection.
    Time for reflection pun
  23. Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.
  24. I was running late, so I bought a clock to buy time.
  25. The most popular time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
  26. I got a clock book. It’s about time.
  27. The only animal that understands time is a watch dog.
  28. It’s important to always remove your watch before telling any secrets. Time will tell.
    Pun about telling secrets and time telling
  29. I just got a new watch for my birthday, but it’s already broken. I’ve been meaning to take it into the shop, but it’s never the right time.
  30. Why do so many people smash their clocks? To kill time.
  31. When is a tennis players favorite time? Tennish!
  32. A man put a clock under his desk because he wanted to work overtime.
  33. Did you hear about the lazy watchmaker? He was hands down the slowest worker.
  34. The watch was accused of stealing. It's currently serving time.
  35. The clock started a fashion trend. It was known for its "timeless" style.
  36. Did you hear about the watch that went to therapy? It was just trying to wind down.
    Funny time pun about trying to wind down

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