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20 Time Puns about watches and clocks!

Last Updated: August 15, 2021

Enjoy a small handful of time related puns which feature clocks, watches and other elements of the time.

  1. Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
    Time pun about eating a clock.
  2. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
  3. Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
  4. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  5. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
  6. I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
  7. They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
    Time pun about a clock movie.
  8. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
  9. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
  10. What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
  11. What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
  12. Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
    Time pun about a clock movie.
  13. Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
  14. If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
  15. I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
  16. I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
    Time travel joke.
  17. I got a new 24-hour clock yesterday and it's broken already. It only lasted a day.
  18. Our dog is called Rolex. He's a watch dog.
  19. I can't believe I got fired from the watch factory after all the extra hours I put in.
  20. Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.

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