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30 Cheesy Food Puns that will really think are grate...

If you are looking for puns about food then we have you covered. Some of these puns are a little cheesy, but let's face it they are eggs-actly what you want.

  1. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  2. When two vegetarians are arguing, is it still considered beef?
  3. What is Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!
  4. I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.
  5. Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.
  6. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
  7. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  8. Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die!
  9. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
  10. Cheese. Its grate for you.
  11. I went to a seafood party last week... I pulled a mussel.
  12. I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said the steaks were too high.
  13. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  14. I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
  15. The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.
  16. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
  17. I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
  18. Go to Italy, Rome around and pasta time.
  19. For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
  20. Tea is for mugs.
  21. The majority of people find bananas a peeling.
  22. My new diet consists of aircraft, however its a bit plane.
  23. I have to eat breakfast without toast because I'm lack-toast intolerant.
  24. I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!
  25. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right.
  26. I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme..
  27. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  28. A guy just threw milk at me... How dairy?!
  29. Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
  30. The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.