Pick Up LinesLast Updated: March 23, 2021
We have created a list of the best pick up lines, these cheesy lines are great for either guys or girls. If you are looking to pick up somebody at the bar or if you are swiping on tinder trying to find your dream partner, start your conversation with one of these funny pick up lines.
So what's a pick up line? A pick up line, also referred to as a chat-up line, according to Dictionary.com is defined as "A planned effort (which usually doesn't work) to start a conversation with a stranger". As mentioned by the definiton, pick up lines often do not work but that is mainly due to the funny half-jokingly nature.
Pick up lines of all shapes and sizes have been used for years as a conversation opener, now with the added situation of online dating our list can provide a quick to access resource of pick up lines to start a new conversation with somebody.
We would like to warn you some of these pick up lines are very cringy. If you are brave enough to use these pick up lines to start chatting to somebody, you will either get a laugh back from the guy or girl or they may just roll there eyes and walk away - goodluck!
Funny Pick Up Lines
Before making somebody roll there eyes and walk away from you, let's start with some simple funny pick up lines which are just made to make somebody laugh.
- Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
- Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
- Are you French because Eiffel for you.
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
- Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
- Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
- Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
- Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
- If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
- If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
- Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
- There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
- Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
- Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.
- Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
- My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
- Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling n my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- Is your name ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
- You must be the speed of light... because time stops when I look at you.
- I need to complain to spotify, because you must be this weeks hottest single.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines can also be sweet, cheesy pick up lines are more emotional and make use of cute compliments to make somebody smile.
- You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- If you were a steak you would be well done.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
- If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
- If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
- I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
- Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
- Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.
- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
- You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
- If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
- Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.
- I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
- Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're soda-licious.
- Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.
- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.
- When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
- If we were playing poker, I would go all in.
Corny Pick Up Lines
When it comes to pick up lines, often you think of a scenario where somebody just tuts and rolls their eyes in response. Cringy pick up lines are this approach, they are often over used and too often repeated therefore being unsuccessful.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
- I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
- Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- How much does a polar beat weigh? Enough to break the ice!
- Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.
- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
- My feet are getting cold... because you’ve knocked my socks off.
- Good thing I just bought term life insurance... because I saw you and my heart stopped!
- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
- Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you shine.
- Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
Cringy Pick Up Lines
Cringy pick up lines are the most risky type of chat up line, they often come across as a creepy attempt to talk to somebody new and will often get ignored. Use these cringy lines with warning as they may just have the opposite effect of what you intended.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
- Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us
- Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
- I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- Your lips look so lonely... Would they like to meet mine?
- I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
- I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
- Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?
- I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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