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48 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids and Parents in 2023

Last Updated: October 9, 2023

Halloween is approaching so here are the 48 best halloween jokes about ghosts, vampires, skeletons and more. These spooky halloween jokes are great fun for the whole family to get involved and make each other laugh this Halloween!

  1. Why are graveyards noisy? Because of all the coffin!
    Funny graveyard halloween joke
  2. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
  3. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no-body to go with!
    Why didnt the skeleton go to the ball?
  4. What instruments do skeletons play? Trom-bone.
  5. What's a ghost's favorite pasta? Spookgetti.
    Spooky ghost joke
  6. Did you hear about the werewolf party? It was a howling success.
  7. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
    Fat pumpkin joke
  8. Where do zombies go on cruises? The Dead-iterranean Sea!
  9. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
    Vampire fruit joke
  10. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
  11. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
    Calm skeleton joke
  12. What did the ghost say when it fell? I got a boo boo.
  13. What room does a ghost not need? A living room!
    Halloween joke about a ghost in the 'living room'
  14. What happened when the young witch misbehaved? She was sent to her broom.
  15. Do you know how to make a witch itch? You take away the w!
    How do you make a witch itch?
  16. Why don't witches wear flat hats? Because there's no point to it!
  17. What do mummies like to listening to on Halloween? Wrap music!
    Halloween music joke
  18. How do you know if a vampire is sick? He's coffin.
  19. What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I scream!
    Ghost favorite dessert
  20. How does a vampire flirt? They bat their eyes!
  21. What monster likes to dance at a party? The boogieman!
    Monster related halloween joke
  22. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
  23. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
    Halloween joke about two witches
  24. What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit!
  25. How do girl vampires flirt? They bat their eyes.
    How do vampires flirt joke
  26. What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? They gave her the cold shoulder.
  27. What is a ghost's favorite liquor? Mali-boo.
    What is a ghosts favorite drink?
  28. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
  29. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone!
    Skeleton laughing joke
  30. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
  31. Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood.
    Vampire blood joke
  32. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.
  33. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
    Joke about a halloween mummy
  34. What is a vampire’s favourite ice cream flavor? Veinilla.
  35. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles.
    Spooky ghost halloween joke
  36. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
  37. What's the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
    Which witch is which?
  38. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.
  39. The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm—he just didn't have any guts.
    Skeleton didnt have the guts joke
  40. Do zombies eat burgers with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
  41. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them.
    Why are ghosts bad at lying?
  42. Why can't a vampire go to a barbecue? They're afraid of stakes.
  43. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate? Hollow-een.
    Carvwed pumpkin related joke
  44. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
  45. Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
    Skeleton bone to pick joke
  46. Have you heard about the poor witch who became a millionaire? It was a rags to witches story.
  47. What is a ghosts favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
    What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
  48. How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes!

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