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Halloween Jokes

Last Updated: February 22, 2021

Our best halloween jokes about ghosts, vampires, skeletons and more. These jokes are great for kids to enjoy but also funny for the whole family to get involved and make each other laugh this Halloween!

  1. Why are graveyards noisy? Because of all the coffin!
  2. What's a ghost's favorite pasta? Spookgetti.
  3. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no-body to go with!
  4. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
  5. What room does a ghost not need? A living room!
  6. What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I scream!
  7. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
  8. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
  9. What is a ghost's favorite liquor? Mali-boo.
  10. Do you know how to make a witch itch? You take away the w!
  11. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
  12. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them.
  13. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone!
  14. What do mummies like to listening to on Halloween? Wrap music!
  15. What monster likes to dance at a party? The boogieman!
  16. How do girl vampires flirt? They bat their eyes.
  17. What is a ghosts favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.

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