Animal Puns

Our list of funny puns about animals. Perfect for any animal-lover who wants a funny pun to share relating to animals and pets.

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• How does a farmer count cows? With a cow-culator
• Why do cows wear bells? because their horns don't work!
• I'm having a ruff day. Don't terrier self up about it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome!
• Why are most horses so slim? Because they are on a stable diet!
• Why didn't the crab share it's toys? It was too shellfish!
• I went to the zoo today, there was only one animal. It was a shitzu!
• A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
• I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
• A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable!
  
• When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees? In the ark-hives!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
• These giant squid jokes are kraken me up!
• Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.
• What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
• Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?
• Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
• Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
• What do you call an alligator with a vest? Invest-igator.
• By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
• Pig puns are so boaring.
• Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
• I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.
• The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line.
  
• When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
• What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
• Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 24 carrots.
• What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall from a cliff BA DUM TS.
• I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
• What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam
• What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
  
• Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.
• The duck was in rehab because he was a quackaddict.
• A bear was killing moose for entertainment but in the end he wasn't amoosed.
• I hate insects, they really bug me.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.
• Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
• My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play this game.
• We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
• What would bears be without bees? Ears.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny

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