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List of 35 Funny Puns and Jokes about Frogs

Last Updated: September 30, 2023

A selection of funny frog and toad related humor, use these jokes for making your friends and family laugh, whether you're a dedicated frog enthusiast, a pun aficionado, or just looking for some clever wordplay, you're in in the right place.

Frog related Puns

  1. What goes dot-dot-croak dash-croak-dot? Morse toad.
    Frog joke about morse toad
  2. Why did the tadpole have no friends? Because he was newt to the area.
  3. What do italian frogs like to eat? Parmesan Toad-ellini.
  4. Toads love watching TV. They find it ribbiting.
  5. I went to the doctor toad-ay, luckily he gave me a good frog-nosis.
  6. The short-sighted frog took a trip to the hopthalmologist.
    Joke about frog with bad vision
  7. You need to be a bit frog-al now that the bills are all going up.
  8. A frog's favorite music is hip-hop.
  9. Why did the toad ignore his imaginary friend? Because he realized it was just a frog-ment of its imagination.
  10. What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!

Punny saying and phrases

  1. Jump for joy, it’s your birthday.
    Punny frog phrase about jumping for joy
  2. Don’t worry, be hoppy on your birthday.
  3. Toad-ay is the big day!
  4. Sorry I frogot your birthday
  5. I’m toad-ally devoted, to you.
  6. I hop you have a toad-ally awesome day.
    Punny frog saying about having a 'toad-ally' awesome day
  7. Hoppy Birthday.
  8. I’m ribbiting with excitement about spending my life with you.
  9. You toad-ally stop my heart.
  10. Life is better with a little ribbit in it

Funny Jokes about Frogs

  1. What's a frog's favorite time of year? Leap year!
    Funny frog related joke
  2. What is a toads favorite flower? Croak-us
  3. What do toads drink? Croaka-cola!
  4. What do you call a baby frog? A toad-ler
  5. Where do toads leave their hats and coats? In the croak-room!
  6. What do you call a frog that illegally parks its car? Toad.
  7. What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy.
  8. Why was the frog so happy? Because it eats whatever bugs it.
    Joke about frogs
  9. What's a frog's favorite candy? Lolli-hops
  10. What happens when you cross a frog and a dog? You get a croaker spaniel.
  11. What type of shoe do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
  12. Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hoperation.
  13. What do frogs drink in winter? Hot croak-co.
  14. What’s a frog’s biggest flaw? They’re always jumping to conclusions.
  15. Did you hear about the frog who went to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.

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