List of 45 Funny Puns & Jokes about Cats

The funniest puns and jokes related to our feline friends, these are ideal for your cat loving friends who are looking for a good laugh.

Cat related Puns

1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
   
2. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain!
3. Why don't cats play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
4. What's a cat's favorite color? Purrr-ple!
5. Why did the cat go to medical school? It wanted to become a purr-fessional!
6. What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purrsuasive!
7. Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mew-sic.
8. If your cat was an artist, what would they paint? Paw-traits.
9. Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan!
   
10. Why did the dog let the cat sleep in his dog bed? The cat had a claws in his contract.
11. What's a cat's favorite food? Paw-sta.
12. What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw.
13. What kind of sports car does a car drive? A Furr-ari.
14. My cat got fined for littering.
15. Cats don't like online shopping, they prefer cat-alogues.
16. Cats are afraid of trees because of their bark!
    
17. When my cat gets allergies, she takes an anti-hiss-tamine.
18. If a cat loses its tail, where does it go? The retail store.
19. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
20. Where did the cats go on a school trip? The mews-eum.

Punny cat-related sayings & phrases

Use these cat-related punny phrases to replace words in Instagram captions and celebratory messages for your friends and family - inject some cat based humor!

21. Cat-astrophe (Catastrophe)
22. Feline good (Feeling Good)
23. Are you kitten me? (Kidding me)
24. Paw-sitive (Positive)
25. Purr-fect (Perfect)
26. Very Claw-ver (Clever)
27. Paw-some / Claw-some (Awesome)
28. Purr-sonality (Personality)
29. Birthday Paw-ty (Party)
30. Meow-ment (Moment)
31. Paws-ible (Possible)
32. Im-paws-able (Impossible)
33. Just Kitten (Just kidding)
34. Meow or never (Now or never)
35. So fur, so good. (So far so good)
36. Don't fur-get to smile! (Forget)
37. Fur-real (For real)>
38. Paws (Pause)

Funny Cat Jokes

If you have enjoyed our collection of cat humor so far, here are a few additional general funny cat jokes to round of the list.

39. What did the teacher say after he caught the kitten cheating? Don't be a copycat.
    
40. What do you call a feline with short haircut? A bob cat.
41. How does a cat answer the phone? Meow may I help you?
42. What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
43. Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
    
44. Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tail!
45. Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!

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