List of 35 Funny Puns and Jokes about Sushi

A selection of funny sushi related puns, sayings and jokes. Perfect whether you're looking to make somebody laugh or perhaps for a sushi related instagram caption!

Sushi related Puns

1. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
   
2. Why did the sushi go to the beach? Because it wanted to become a California roll!
3. How does sushi apologize? It says, "I'm soy sorry!"
4. Why was the sushi chef so successful? Because he had a great "roll" model!
5. What did the sushi say to the rice when it was feeling sad? "Don't worry, I'm here to 'maki' you smile!"
6. Why did the sushi take up meditation? It wanted to find its inner "calmari"!
7. Why do lions love sushi? Because it's roar!
   
8. Why was the sushi chef always in a hurry? He didn’t want to be late for his roll-call.
9. Why did the sushi chef get an award? He always made a rice job of their dishes.
10. I asked my mum to buy me some raw fish for tea.. Sushi did!
11. I'm addicted to sushi puns, but it's only temporary!
12. Sushi addicts never argue, they just roll with it.

Punny sayings & phrases

These sushi related sayings are great for Instagram captions, seasonal messages and more.

13. Just rolling through life one sushi piece at a time!
    
14. This Sushi is "maki"-ng me hungry!
15. Rolling into the weekend like...
16. Sushi vibes: raw and real!
17. Life's too short not to indulge in sushi!
18. Rice to meet you, sushi lovers!
19. Just keep rolling, just keep rolling...
20. Sushi appreciation post: because it's always worth the soy-cal!
21. You make miso happy.
22. I’m soy into you.
23. Sushi, because it’s cheaper than therapy.
24. She believed she could, sushi did!

Funny Jokes about Sushi

25. Why did the sushi break up with the seaweed? It felt like it was being too clingy.
    
26. What do you call a sushi chef who loves to garden? A wasabiotanist.
27. What kind of pan do you make sushi in? Ja-pan.
28. Why did the crab never share his sushi? He was a shellfish.
29. What do you call an expensive sushi? A raw deal.
30. What is a cat's favorite sushi? A tem-purrrrr-a!
    
31. Why don’t sushi chefs share their secrets? They keep them under wraps.
32. How do you know a sushi chef is fed up with your jokes? They can’t stop rolling their eyes.
33. Sushi’s favorite game? Hide and seaweed.
34. I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today. Sounds fishy to me.
35. My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me.

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