List of 42 Funny Puns and Jokes about Tomatoes

A selection of funny tomato related humor, use these jokes for making your friends and family giggle. From clever tomato-related wordplay to funny jokes, our collection will leave you in stitches.

Tomato related Puns

1. I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It’s soup-herb.
   
2. I planted my tomato plants too late this year. Now they’re playing ketchup.
3. The only way to fix a broken tomato is with tomato paste.
4. When you cross a fruit with an amphibian, you get a toma-toad.
5. There’s a new customizable tomato. It’s cus-tomato.
6. I made a mistake in my ketchup recipe. In Heinz sight, I see what I should’ve done.
7. The doctor tomato decided to get a test done on the baby tomato for flu. Sadly, the kid did have flu but he was asymp-tomato-ic.
8. I had no choice but to stop growing tomatoes. I was given an ul-tomato-m.
9. If you want to help me grow tomatoes, I’m vine with it.
10. You ripe what you sow.
11. It’s an au-tomato-ic reaction now.
12. Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods? Because they’re in-bred!
    
13. There was a recall of tomatoes due to con-tomato-mination.
14. Puns about vegetables make me feel good from my head tomatoes.
15. Tomato paste is pretty viscous, I guess it’s not very fast paste.
16. What do you call a tomato that self-identifies as a carrot? A Transplant.
17. Where does the tomato and pasta go to dance? At the Meat Ball.
18. The type of tomato that smell best is? A Roma.
19. How do you get rid of unproductive tomatoes? Can them.
20. What did the tomato say to the lettuce? Lettuce be friends.
21. What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? What's the big dill?
22. There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America. If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?

Funny Jokes about Tomatoes

23. What do you call a tomato with a trumpet? A tooty fruity.
    
24. Does Santa like to grow tomatoes? YES, he gets to hoe, hoe, hoe!
25. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
26. If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes.
27. Two tomatoes were walking down the street. They decided to cross the road. On the way over, one of the tomatoes got squished by a car. The other yelled, “Come on, ketchup!
28. What is red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
29. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date!
30. What did the macaroni say to the tomato? Don’t get saucy with me!
31. What are tomatoes favorite dance? Salsa.
32. What does potatoes and tomatoes have in common? Toes.
    
33. I love to smother my burger with lots of chunky tomato, onion and garlic condiment. I really relish it.
34. What looks like a half tomato? The other half.
35. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger’s say after watering his tomato seeds? You have been germinated.
36. A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me. So I said, You wanna pizza me?
37. If the tomato is technically a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
38. I was on the ground by my tomato plants looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.
39. What did the lemon in the salad say to the tomato? Give me a squeeze.
40. Put some lettuce, sliced tomatoes, cucumber in front of a chicken, what does it see? The chicken sees a salad!
41. When the tomato went to the doctor to get his annual health checkup, he asked him: "Please check me thoroughly from my head tomatoes."
42. What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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