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25 Short and Simple Puns

The 25 most short puns, some of them only two words! Even if they are brief and to the point, they will leave you with a long lasting laugh!

  1. Velcro, what a rip-off.
  2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
  3. My puns are not bad they are tearable.
  4. Broken pencils are pointless.
  5. If you need an ark I noah guy.
  6. I can't stand sitting.
  7. You gotta hand it to short people.
  8. Tea is for mugs.
  9. Whiteboards are so remarkable!
  10. A ticket for speeding is fine with me.
  11. Cannibals like to meat people.
  12. Lif is too short.
  13. My drug dealer cracks me up.
  14. The flower business is blooming.
  15. I hate insect, they really bug me.
  16. Organ donors put their heart into it.
  17. Pig puns are so boaring.
  18. Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
  19. After winter, the trees are relieved.
  20. Geology rocks!
  21. Dyslexics untie!
  22. I use to be a baby but I grew out of it.
  23. What you seize is what you get
  24. Sign language is pretty handy
  25. Two wrongs can make a riot