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15 Crime Puns about criminals, jail and prison!

A small and concise list of the crime puns about criminals, jail, prison and the law.

  1. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
  2. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
  3. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months!
  4. Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging
  5. A criminals best asset is his lie ability.
  6. Being friends with assassins is a bad idea. They're all backstabbers.
  7. The case against a donut thief was full of holes.
  8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
  9. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
  10. I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
  11. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
  12. I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
  13. My drug dealer cracks me up.
  14. If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.