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45 Funny Christmas Jokes for all the family!

Last Updated: September 3, 2022

Christmas jokes are great for kids and bring more laughter to the festive season for the entire family. Our page contains the best chrimbo jokes to keep you merry this christmas!

  1. What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
    Naughty Elves Christmas Joke
  2. What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
    Elf Favorite Music Joke
  3. What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
    Snowman favorite breakfast joke
  4. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
    Christmas party joke
  5. What says 'Oh Oh Oh'? Santa walking backwards!
    Santa walking backwards joke
  6. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
    What do you call a greefy Elf?
  7. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.
    Zombie christmas joke
  8. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
    Baby shark christmas joke
  9. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
    Snowman Christmas Joke
  10. Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum - you can't beat it.
    Christmas present joke
  11. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
    Christmas joke about a mince pie
  12. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
    Rude reindeer joke
  13. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
    Santa sleigh joke
  14. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
    Funny christmas calendar joke
  15. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
    Santa stuck in a chimney joke
  16. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.
    Christmas garden joke
  17. What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
    Funny Christmas Cracker Joke
  18. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!
    Joke about a Snowmans lunch
  19. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
    Christmas tree sewing joke
  20. What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
    Skunk related christmas joke
  21. What is Santa's dogs name? Santa Paws!
    Christmas dog joke
  22. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
    North pole christmas joke
  23. What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed.
    Christmas turkey joke
  24. Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
    Santa on holiday joke
  25. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
    Joke about frosty the snowman
  26. Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school? He was elf taught.
    Where did the reindeer go to school?
  27. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
    What did adam say the day before christmas?
  28. What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? Ice caps!
    Funny snowmen joke
  29. Where do you find chilli beans? At the north pole!
    Joke about chilli beans at christmas
  30. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!
    joke about a frozen elf
  31. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
    Whatkind of motorcycle does santa ride?
  32. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it 'soots' him!
    Why does santa go down the chimney joke
  33. How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt!
    Funny santa karate joke
  34. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
    Joke about an old snowman
  35. What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
    Silent night christmas joke
  36. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.
    Joke about santas little helper
  37. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing - it was on the house!
    Joke about santas sleigh
  38. What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.
    Christmas joke about a cat
  39. What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!
    What does santa say at the start of a race?
  40. Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
    Snowman money joke
  41. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!
    Joke about frosty the snowman!

Other Christmas Jokes

We thought we would add a few knock-knock style jokes to the end of our page, these are great for kids!

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Merry Christmas.
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use - I've forgotten my name!
  3. Knock knock. Who's there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
  4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

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