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Cow Jokes

Last Updated: March 28, 2021

A list of the funniest jokes about cows. These funny cow jokes are great for kids and will keep them amused or should we say ... a-moo-sed!

  1. Why can’t cows wear shoes? Because they lactose.
    Funny joke about cows wearing shoes
  2. Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
  3. Why was the cow sad? She was moo-dy.
  4. What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper.
  5. What do cows play at concerts? Moo-sic!
  6. You know what they say about cows... they’re outstanding in their field.
  7. What do you call a cow in your backyard? A lawn-moower.
  8. Why don’t cows have money? Because farmers milk them dry.
    Funny joke about cows money and farmers
  9. What does the farmer say to the cows at night? It’s pasture bedtime.
  10. Knock knock.
    Who’s There?
    Cow go.
    Cows go who?
    No, silly cows go moo.
  11. My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high.
  12. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
  13. What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.
  14. What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!
    Funny cow joke
  15. What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
  16. Where do cows get their medicine? At the farm-acy.
  17. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
  18. How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
  19. How does a farmer count cows? – With a cow-culator.
    Joke about a farmer counting cows
  20. Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbwire fence? It was an udder disaster
  21. What do cows eat for breakfast? Moosli.
  22. Why did the two cows hate each other? They had beef.

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