50 Funny Riddles to Challenge Your Brain!

Our hand-picked collection of funny riddles - these clever and amusing brain-teasers will not only put your mind to the test but also leave you chuckling as you unravel their answers. Don't keep the fun to yourself – share these humorous brain-teasers with your friends and family, and challenge them to join in the laughter and puzzle-solving excitement!

We have hidden the answers to these hilarious riddles to make them more fun, try to guess the answer to each riddle before clicking the 'show answer' button to discover the correct answer.

Funny Riddles

1. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
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   Lunch and Dinner.
2. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
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   A clock.
3. What tastes better than it smells?
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   A Tongue.
4. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
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   A Mushroom.
5. During what month do people sleep the least?
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   February, it's the shortest month.
   
   
6. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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   A Carrot.
7. What goes up and never comes down?
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   Your Age.
8. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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   Short.
9. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
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   They are triplets!
10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
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    Johnny of course.
11. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
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    Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
12. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
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    There is no dirt in the hole.
13. What has four wheels and flies?
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    A garbage truck.
14. What gets wetter the more it dries?
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    A towel.
    
    
15. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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    Incorrectly
16. You can't keep this until you have given it.
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    A promise.
17. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
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    Fire.
18. What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
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    Your Shadow.
19. What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
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    A roast chicken.
20. How many months in the year have 28 days?
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    All of them.
21. A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?
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    He is bald.
    
    
22. What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?
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    The Outside.
23. Six fish are in the pond if three die how many are in the pond?
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    Three.
24. What goes up and down but never moves?
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    The stairs.
25. Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
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    It wasn't raining!
26. What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking it's name will break it?
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    Silence
    
    
27. Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
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    A conversation.
28. What has a tail and a head, but no body?
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    A coin.
29. What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
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    Your name.
30. What can make the octopus laugh?
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    Ten tickles (tentacles)!

Funny 'What am I?' Riddles

In this group of riddles, each one presents a clever description of an object or creature, leaving you to ponder and guess "What am I?" as you enjoy the light-hearted humor in each funny riddle.

31. I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
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    A candle!
32. I have keys, but I can't open locks. What am I?
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    A piano!
33. I'm round, yet I'm not a fruit. What am I?
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    A pancake!
34. I'm full of holes, but I still hold water. What am I?
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    A sponge!
35. I have a heart that doesn't beat. What am I?
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    An artichoke!
36. I'm always on the tip of your tongue, but I never speak. What am I?
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    A secret!
37. I'm a box that holds keys but can't unlock doors. What am I?
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    A computer keyboard!
38. I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
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    A joke!
39. I have eyes but cannot see. What am I?
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    A potato!
40. I'm white, cold, and used to make sculptures. What am I?
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    Snow!
41. I'm a word that becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What am I?
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    Short!
42. I'm something that everyone receives but nobody keeps. What am I?
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    A year!
43. I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I?
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    Breath!
44. I have a neck, but no head. What am I?
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    A bottle!
45. I'm full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I?
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    A sponge!
46. I'm something you can catch but not throw. What am I?
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    A cold!
47. I have a tail and a head but no body. What am I?
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    A coin!
48. I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
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    A candle!
49. I have a heart that doesn't beat. What am I?
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    An artichoke!
50. I'm not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
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    Fire!

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