24 Terrible Christmas Puns - One for every day of december until christmas!

I present (sorry) 24 of the most terrible christmas puns! These christmas play on words are sure to release groans and whines from those around you.

1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
2. What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
3. Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude Olph".
4. Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.
5. What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.
6. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him
7. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
8. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
9. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
11. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
12. What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
13. Why did Santa go to jail? He sleighed an elf.
14. I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
15. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
16. what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
17. What type of Christmas dessert shouldn’t you trust? Mince spies!
18. Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because his presents was required.
19. The North Pole doesn't import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.
20. Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
21. Reindeer don't go to public school, they’re elf taught.
22. Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
23. What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!
24. The Turkey wasn't hungry at Christmas because he was already stuffed.

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