45 Funny Cricket Puns and Jokes

A selection of funny cricket related humor - if you are a fan of the sport or want a amusing line to send your cricket addicted friend some of these are certain to give you a good laugh.

Cricket related Puns

My wife just threw six cricket balls at me... "What’s up ?" I asked. "It’s over" she replied.
What did the wicketkeeper say to the ball as it flew past his ear? Bye!
Why did the last batter feel uncomfortable get in trouble at the nightclub? He faced a difficult bouncer.
Why did the cricketer bring bread to the match? Because he kept getting ducks.
He opened the innings... then couldn’t figure out how to close them.
The cricket team went to the bakery because they needed a good batter.
What do you call a cricketer who never scores? A fowl player.
My wife just left me because of my obsession with cricket. It’s really hit me for 6.
I was going to release a book about cricket, but its not out yet!
What’s a batter's favourite type of music? Swing.
My friend has been trying to think of a name for his shop that sells cricket equipment. But he’s stumped.
A series of insects was dancing on the sports field. It was a cricket ball.

Funny Jokes about Cricket

My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "No, I didn’t even know he could."
How did the infamous cricket bat smuggler finally get arrested? He was caught at the boundary!
Why was the batsman's delivery left on his doorstep? He was out!
Did you hear about the batsman who didn't understand the rules of cricket? He got to the crease and was stumped!
What's the difference between Cinderella and a bad batsman? Cinderella knows when to leave the ball!
Why didn't the bad fielder ever take a sick-day from school? Because he never caught anything!
Which cricket ground is the coolest? The ones full of fans!
Why did a midwife get to open the batting? Because she could handle fast deliveries!
What's a bowler's favourite fruit? Plum!
Why are cricketers smartly dressed? They know how to spot a crease!
Why are deep fielders so dignified? They know their boundaries!
Why did the stump marry the ball? She bowled him over!
Why did the cricket team need a flamethrower? Because they lost all of their matches!
Doctor, doctor! They've dropped me from the cricket team - they call me butterfingers... Don't worry, what you have is not catching!
Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket? She always ran away from the ball!
What did the conductor say to the bus full of cricketers? Wickets, please!
Which animal is always present in a game of cricket? A bat!
While practicing in front of a mirror, what does a Cricket umpire say? "I’ll show myself out!"