List of 45 Funny Puns and Jokes about Oasis!
Last Updated: July 18, 2025
As Oasis hits the road once more, fans old and new are buzzing with excitement and what better way to celebrate than with a bit of Britpop banter? We’ve put together a list of 45 of the funniest and most Wonderwall worthy Oasis puns and jokes on the internet. Perfect for sharing with fellow fans or using as captions for your tour photos, this collection will make sure you don’t look back in anger - only in laughter.
Oasis related Punny Jokes
- What's Noel's advice on avoiding road rage when tail-gated? Don't look back in anger.
- Why did Liam Gallagher refuse to play cards? Because he always thought Noel was holding something back.
- Why does Noel have no life insurance plan? Live forever.
- What does Noel do in a dark room? Cast no shadow.
- My girlfriend just asked me if i'd go see a psychiatrist over my obsession with Oasis. I said maaaaybe!
- Why does Noel's wife like Fridays? She electric.
- Where does Noel like Liam? Half the world away.
- I tried to start an Oasis tribute band with my brother... But we couldn’t agree on a name - classic sibling rivalry.
- What do you call it when the Gallagher brothers go to therapy together? A Wonderwall of tension.
- Oasis tried a reunion tour in Antarctica... But they split again after a fight over who was cooler.
- What did the music teacher say to Liam? You’ve got a good voice, but you’re a bit of a Supersonic mess.
- I bought a plant and named it Oasis... But it withered because it couldn’t live forever.
- Why did the Gallagher brothers get kicked out of the bakery? Because Liam headbutted someone over the last roll with it.
- What’s Noel Gallagher’s least favorite part of the airport? The Liam-ited space in economy.
- What did Liam Gallagher say when he plugged in a block of Cheddar? Cheese electric!
- Noel Gallagher walked into a bar... Then Liam walked in and said - Copying me again, are ya?
- Why did Liam start gardening? Because even he can’t argue with a proper Oasis.
- What does Noel do with weed? Roll with it.
- What's a wardrobe's favourite Oasis song? Don't Look Back in Hangar.
- Why did Noel Gallagher quit his job at the mirror factory? He couldn’t stand all the reflections of Liam.
- What do you get when you cross Oasis with a GPS? Turn left at Wonderwall.
- Why didn’t Oasis ever win a Nobel Prize? Because peace was never really their thing.
- How does Noel make a smoothie? With a Shakermaker!
- Why was the Oasis reunion concert cancelled? They couldn’t agree on who got to stand in the middle of the stage.
- What happened when Noel tried to write a love song? He accidentally wrote another diss track about Liam.
- Why was Liam refused entry to the museum? He told the security guard he was the real national treasure.
- How do Oasis fans flirt? You're gonna be the one that saves me...
- What did Noel say to Elon Musk? D'Yer Wanna Be a Spaceman?
- Did you hear about the Oasis soup? You gotta roll with it!
- My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe
Short Punny sayings
These short puns are great for social media highlights and alongside your Oasis tour photos!
- Mad fer it since gates opened.
- One hand in the air, the other holding overpriced lager.
- Supersonic? More like Super-soggy.
- We came, we queued, we Wonderwalled!
- All the people, so many people...
- Oasis on stage, tears in my eyes.
- Living forever (until Monday hits).
- Am I drunk? I think maaaaaybe.
- Oasis songs hit harder when your boots are muddy.
- From Definitely Maybe to Definitely Muddy.”
- Found my oasis — it came with wristbands and overpriced pints.
- Turned up like a rock ’n’ roll star, went home like a drowned rat.
- Today is gonna be the day… I lose my voice screaming "Liam!" (Or Noel!)
- Sang every word. Sobbed through half. Peak Britpop pilgrimage.
- Don't Look Back in Anger... unless it's at the bar queue.
More Funny Puns
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