15 Time Puns about watches and clocks!
Enjoy a small handful of time related puns which feature clocks, watches and other elements of the time.
- Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
- I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
- Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
- I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
- They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
- What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
- We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
- What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
- What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
- Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
- If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
- I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
- Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.