25 Funny Nature Puns for outdoor lovers!
Last Updated: September 5, 2022Our collection of the best nature related puns for people who enjoy the outdoors. These funny nature puns revolve around the environment, trees, forests and mother nature.
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- How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path!
- Geology rocks!
- She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
- Currently the flower business is blooming.
- What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
- The best place for a fish to take a nap is the seabed.
- When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees? In the ark-hives!
- What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone!
- How do you cut a wave in half? Use a sea saw.
- Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
- What do you call bees that are fat? Obeese.
- What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey.
- If mountains want to see something, they peak.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
- For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
- How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow...
- What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay? Bagels.
- After winter, the trees are relieved.
- I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
- What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was pollen your leg.
- What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up.
- Why do gamers hate nature? Because it is full of bugs!
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