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200 Best Knock Knock Jokes for everyone to enjoy!


Enjoy the biggest list of the best 200 knock knock jokes. This clean list of knock knock jokes is perfect for kids and adults to enjoy!

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Updated 23rd November 2016. The list of knock knock jokes has doubled in size and now contains a massive 200 knock knock jokes! I have also organised the jokes alphabetically to allow ease of reading!

    Knock Knock Jokes beginning with A

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Adore.
    Adore who?
    Adore is between us. Open up!
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Amanda
    Amanda who?
    A man da fix your sink!
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Amish!
    Amish who?
    You're not a shoe!
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Al
    Al who?
    Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Alfie
    Alfie who?
    Alfie terrible if you leave!
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Avenue.
    Avenue who?
    Avenue knocked on this door before?
  7. Knock, knock.
    Who's there
    Amish
    Amish Who?
    Aw How sweet. I miss you too.
  8. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Alien
    Alien who?
    Just how many aliens do you know?
  9. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    A herd.
    A herd who?
    A herd you were home, so I came over!
  10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abby.
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you!
  11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie body home?
  12. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Abby
    Abby who?
    A bee just stung me!
  13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon.
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
  14. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Andrew!
    Andrew who?
    Andrew a picture!
  15. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Amma
    Amma who?
    Amma not going to tell you!
  16. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Annie
    Annie who?
    Annie one you like!

  17. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Argo
    Argo who?
    Argo down the shops if you aren't going to let me in!
  18. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with B

  19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
  20. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
  21. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Broccoli.
    Broccoli who?
    Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
  22. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Broken Pencil.
    Broken Pencil who.
    Never mind it's pointless!
  23. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
    Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
  24. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Barbara
    Barbara who?
    Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...
  25. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Bed
    Bed who?
    Bed you can't guess who I am!
  26. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ben
    Ben who?
    Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
  27. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Bruce
    Bruce who?
    I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
  28. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Burglar
    Burglar who?
    Burglars don't knock!
  29. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Butter
    Butter who?
    Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

  30. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Buddha
    Buddha who?
    Buddha this slice of bread for me!
  31. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with C

  32. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Caesar.
    Caesar who?
    Caesar quick, she’s running away.
  33. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Control freak.
    Co…
    You should say "Control freak who" now.
  34. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my work?
  35. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    CD.
    CD who?
    CD guy on your doorstep?
  36. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Claire.
    Claire who?
    Claire the way, I’m coming through!
  37. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cows go.
    Cow's go who?
    No, silly. Cows go Moo!
  38. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    interrupting cow.
    interrupting c-
    Mooooo!
  39. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
  40. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cook.
    Cook who?
    Yes you are!
  41. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Comb
    Comb who?
    Comb on down and I'll tell you!
  42. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cheese
    Cheese who?
    Cheese a nice girl.
  43. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Chick!
    Chick who ?
    Chick your oven, I can smell burning !
  44. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cupid!
    Cupid who?
    Cupid quiet in there.
  45. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cows vCows who?
    Cows go moo not who!
  46. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with D

  47. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen all this knocking bother you already?
  48. Knock, knock.
    Who's there ?
    Dishes!
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
  49. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Déja.
    Déja who?
    Knock knock.
  50. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dwayne!
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!!
  51. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
  52. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anybody want to let me in?
  53. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Double
    Double who?
    W!
  54. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dish.
    Dish who?
    Dish is a nice place!
  55. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    interrupting doctor.
    interr…
    You've got cancer.
  56. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Daisy
    Daisy who?
    Daisy me rollin, they hatin
  57. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with E

  58. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Egg.
    Egg who?
    Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
  59. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Etch.
    Etch who?
    Bless you.
  60. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Egg.
    Egg who?
    Eggcited to see me?
  61. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Earl
    Earl who?
    Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired.
  62. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ears
    Ears who?
    Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
  63. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Emma
    Emma who?
    Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
  64. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Europe
    Europe who?
    Europe early this morning!
  65. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with F

  66. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Felix
    Felix who?
    Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.
  67. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Fangs
    Fangs who?
    Fangs for letting me in!
  68. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ferdie!
    Ferdie who?
    Ferdie last time open this door!
  69. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Fiddle
    Fiddle?
    Fiddle make you happy I'll tell you!
  70. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Frank!
    Frank who?
    Frank you for being my friend!
  71. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  72. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Flea
    Flea who?
    Flea blind mice!
  73. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Fossil
    Fossil who?
    Fossil last time, open the door!
  74. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Fork
    Fork who?
    Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
  75. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    France
    France who?
    France of the family!
  76. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Frank
    Frank who?
    Frank you for being my friend!
  77. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with G

  78. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Gorilla!
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
  79. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Garden
    Garden who?
    Garden the treasure, it's precious!
  80. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Gerald
    Gerald who?
    It's Gerald friend from school!
  81. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Gandhi
    Gandhi who?
    Gandhi come out and play?
  82. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Gino
    Gino who?
    Gino me or not, now open the door!
  83. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Goose
    Goose who?
    Goose who's knocking at your door again!
  84. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Grub
    Grub who?
    Grub hold of my hand and lets go!
  85. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Gladys
    Gladys who?
    Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
  86. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with H

  87. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hatch
    Hatch who?
    God bless you!
  88. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    Are you a owl?

  89. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hada!
    Hada who?
    Had a great time, how about you?
  90. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold out here!
  91. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Heaven
    Heaven who?
    Heaven seen you for a long time.
  92. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hey
    Hey who?
    Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!

  93. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hammond
    Hammond who?
    Hammond eggs!
  94. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hand
    Hand who?
    Handover your money!
  95. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Harry
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer this door!
  96. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hip
    Hip who?
    Hippopotamus.
  97. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hockey
    Hockey who?
    Hockey doesn't work, so I had to knock!
  98. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    House
    House who?
    House you doing?
  99. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Howard
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to be knocking for a change ?
  100. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with I

  101. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!
  102. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I eat mop.
    I eat mop who?
    Dammit, man, that is way too much information!
  103. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
  104. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabell.
    Isabell who?
    Is a bell working?
  105. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivor.
    Ivor who?
    Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
  106. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ice cream!
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you don't let me in!
  107. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Urine.
    Urine who?
    Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
  108. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Irish.
    Irish who?
    Irish you a nice day.
  109. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iona.
    Iona who?
    Iona new car!
  110. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icy.
    Icy who?
    You see me, do you need glasses or something?
  111. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with J

  112. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
  113. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jess.
    Jess who?
    Jess let me in.
  114. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin time for dinner.
  115. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jam
    Jam who?
    Jam mind, I'm trying to get in!
  116. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jamaica
    Jamaica who ?
    Jamaica mistake? Just let me in!
  117. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Java
    Java who?
    Java dog in your house, I hear one barking!
  118. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jester
    Jester who?
    Jester silly old man!
  119. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jim
    Jim who?
    Jim mind if I come in?
  120. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Joe
    Joe who?
    Joe away, I'm not talking to you.
  121. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with K

  122. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Keanu
    Keanu who?
    Keanu let me in, it's cold out here !
  123. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Kenya
    Kenya who?
    Kenya guess who is it?
  124. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Kermit
    Kermit who?
    Kermit a crime and you'll get locked up!
  125. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Kanga
    Kanga who?
    Actually, it’s kangaroo!
  126. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ken.
    Ken who?
    Ken I come in?
  127. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with L

  128. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
  129. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Lee
    Lee who?
    Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
  130. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in it’s cold out here!
  131. Why did Lisa fall of the swing?
    Because she had no arms.
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
  132. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Leaf?
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone!
  133. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    A little boy
    A little boy who?
    A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.
  134. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Lego
    Lego who?
    Lego of me and I'll tell you!
  135. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Les
    Les who?
    Les go out for a picnic!
  136. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Lion
    Lion who?
    Lion on your doorstep, open up!
  137. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Lock
    Lock who?
    Lock who it is, after all this time!
  138. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with M

  139. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Moustache!
    Moustache who?
    I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.
  140. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mango!
    Mango who?
    Mango to the door and just answer it!
  141. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Major.
    Major who?
    Major day with this joke, haven’t I?
  142. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Major
    Major who?
    Major answer didn't I!
  143. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mary
    Mary who?
    Marry me?
  144. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mikey.
    Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.
  145. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Max
    Max who?
    Max no difference. Open the door!
  146. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Meg
    Meg who?
    Meg up your mind - Let me in!
  147. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with N

  148. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get something to eat?
  149. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Noise
    Noise who?
    Noise to see you!
  150. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Nun
    Nun who?
    Nun of your business!
  151. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business!
  152. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, I knock.
  153. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Nose
    Nose who?
    I nose plenty more knock knock jokes!
  154. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with O

  155. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?
  156. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Obi Wan
    Obi Wan who?
    Obi Wan of the good guys!
  157. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Omelet
    Omelet who?
    Omelet'in you kiss me!
  158. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Oscar
    Oscar who?
    Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!
  159. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Owl
    Owl who?
    Owl be sad if you don't let me in!
  160. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ozzie
    Ozzie who?
    Ozzie you later!
  161. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with P

  162. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip
    Philip who?
    Philip up my glass please, I'm thirsty!
  163. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Poll
    Poll who?
    Police!
  164. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
  165. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Passion
    Passion who?
    Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in!
  166. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Pasta
    Pasta who?
    Pasta salt please!
  167. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Phone
    Phone who?
    Phonely I'd known it was you!
  168. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Pudding
    Pudding who?
    Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!
  169. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with Q

  170. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Quiet Tina
    Quiet Tina who?
    Quiet Tina library!
  171. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Quacker
    Quacker who?
    Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
  172. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with R

  173. Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Interrupting raven.
    Interrupt...
    CAAWW!!!
  174. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Razor.
    Razor who?
    Razor hands and dance the boogie!
  175. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Radio
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!
  176. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Rough
    Rough who?
    Rough, rough, rough! It's your dog!
  177. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ray
    Ray who?
    Ray-member me?!
  178. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Robin!
    Robin who?
    Robin your house!
  179. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Riot
    Riot who?
    Riot on time here I am.
  180. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Russell
    Russell who?
    Russell up something to eat, I'm starving!
  181. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with S

  182. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Sorry
    Sorry who?
    Sorry wrong door!
  183. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Sherwood
    Sherwood who?
    Sure would like you to open the door!
  184. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Sacha!
    Sacha who?
    Sacha lot of questions!
  185. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Sarah
    Sarah who?
    Sa-rah phone I could use?
  186. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Snow
    Snow who?
    Snowbody!
  187. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O
  188. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Suspense.
    Suspense who?
  189. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Shocking.
    Shocking who?
    Shocking you!
  190. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
  191. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Stopwatch.
    Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
  192. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with T

  193. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Twit
    Twit who?
    Did anyone else hear an owl?
  194. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Teresa
    Teresa who?
    Teresa are green!
  195. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!
  196. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tennis
    Tennis who?
    Tennis is five plus five!
  197. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tad
    Tad who?
    Tad's all folks!
  198. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tim
    Tim who?
    Tim you got scared!
  199. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tooth
    Tooth who?
    Tooth or dare!
  200. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Troy
    Troy who?
    Troy the bell instead!
  201. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with U


  202. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    UCI
    UCI who?
    UCI had to knock because your doorbell didn't work!
  203. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Udder
    Udder who?
    Udder madness are these knock knock jokes!
  204. Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Utah
    Utah who?
    Utah one who told me to knock!
  205. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with V

  206. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Venice
    Venice who?
    Venice your mother coming home?
  207. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Voodoo
    Voodoo who?
    Voodoo you think you are!
  208. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with W

  209. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Wooden shoe!
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to know!
  210. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  211. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Water?
    Water who?
    Water way to answer the door!
  212. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Wire
    Wire who?
    Wire you asking me?
  213. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Will
    Will who?
    Will you let me in?
  214. Will you remember in a year?
    Yes.
    Will you remember in a month?
    Yes.
    Will you remember in a week?
    Yes.
    Will you remember in a day?
    Yes.
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    You forgot me already!
  215. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Waiter
    Waiter who?
    Waiter I get my hands on you!
  216. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with X

  217. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    X
    X who?
    X for breakfast!
  218. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with Y

  219. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ya.
    Ya who?
    Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
  220. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Yah!
    Yah who?
    Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
  221. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    York
    York who?
    York coming over to my place!
  222. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Yugo
    Yugo who?
    Yugo first, I'm right behind you!
  223. Knock Knock Jokes beginning with Z

  224. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Zoom
    Zoom who?
    Zoom did you expect!
  225. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Zany
    Zany who?
    Zany body home?

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