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20 Nature Puns about the environment, trees and mother nature!

Our list of puns for outdoorsy people. Our top puns about the environment, trees and mother nature!

  1. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path!
  2. Geology rocks!
  3. She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
  4. Currently the flower business is blooming.
  5. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  6. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
  7. Why didn't the crab share it's toys? It was too shellfish!
  8. When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees? In the ark-hives!
  9. Trees are relieved when Spring comes.
  10. What's a cow eating grass? A Lawn mooer.
  11. Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
  12. I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
  13. What do you call bees that are fat? Obeese.
  14. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  16. For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
  17. People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.
  18. I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
  19. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
  20. After winter, the trees are relieved.