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25 Funny Haiku Poems to make you smile!


Our top hilarious haiku poems in the English 5-7-5 format. Some of our haiku's are a little weird or strange, but wierd is funny right?

  1. Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
  2. You never feed me.
    Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
    That will sure show you.
  3. The rule for today.
    Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
    New rule tomorrow.
  4. Shoe laces.
    Must attack at once.
    Didn't know that was you.
  5. Wanna go outside.
    Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
    Let me back inside!
  6. World is vast and wide.
    So much out there to explore.
    Right now, let's eat lunch.
  7. Company coming?
    And your house is a big mess?
    Just put on lipstick.
  8. You think you're big.
    With your fancy little words.
    This is not so hard.
  9. You use computers.
    IPods, mobiles, cameras.
    Why not write letters?
  10. Girl sat on a swing.
    Trying to sing a song for god.
    Missing him, not me.
  11. Ask for opinions.
    Mull it over. Then you can.
    Just do what you want.
  12. I sat on the pin.
    It did not give me a grin.
    Buy some marmalade.

  13. I think haikus suck.
    Has to be five seven five.
    Who came up with this?
  14. The ocean is big,
    And also it is pretty,
    Pretty freakin' wet.
  15. I knew this gambler.
    He bet it all on a bluff.
    He is now homeless.
  16. I met a man, Stan.
    His nature is Afghani.
    Yes! Afghanistan.
  17. Row row row your boat.
    Rowing gently down the stream.
    Life is so extreme.
  18. I'm much funnier.
    when i am drunk off my butt.
    sadly, i'm sober.
  19. Advice for those in,
    a difficult position.
    First, be flexible.
  20. My cow gives less milk,
    now that it has been eaten,
    by a fierce dragon.
  21. In case of not being,
    able to count up to seven,
    you can use your fingers.
  22. I like kittens, YEAH!
    They are really fluffy, YEAH!
  23. My breakfast today,
    bacon, eggs, and ice water.
    I feel so healthy.
  24. Fat man sees small door,
    he knows he cannot fit through,
    tears flow free now.
  25. Five syllables here.
    Seven more syllables here.
    Are you happy now?
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