List of 60 Funny Puns and Jokes about Baseball

A selection of funny baseball related humor, whether you're a die-hard fan or just someone looking for a good laugh, our collection covers the bases with witty one-liners and clever quips.

Baseball related Puns

1. Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.
   
2. I heard a joke about baseball. It left me in pitches!
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4. If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch.
5. Matches don’t like playing baseball because after only one strike, they’re out!
6. Pitchers never bring full-sized sandwiches to the gathering, only sliders.
7. The baseball scout asked the pitcher if he had a good curveball… and he wanted a straight answer.
8. We couldn’t find the next batter because he was in the hole.
9. Why do frogs make good outfielders? Because they never miss a fly.
10. A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.
    
11. After failing repeated tests requiring me to draw a baseball bat, the drawing teacher shouted at me, “One more, and you’re out!”
12. Baseball players don’t sing and play at the same time because they can’t get a good pitch.
13. Coal diggers never play baseball in the major leagues because they all play in the miner leagues!
14. Where do baseball players keep their mitts when they drive? In the glove compartment.
15. I hope you’re a good catcher because I’m starting to fall for you.
16. Ever wondered why China doesn’t have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
17. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
18. When a baseball fell in the sewer, it was called a foul ball.
19. The baseball player couldn’t decide because he was on defense.
    
20. Have you heard about the disease named after a baseball skill? It’s catching
21. I wanted to tell my friend a joke about his catching style but decided not to because it contained foul language!
22. If the pope became a baseball player, where would he live? The Batican.
23. In the game, the fans couldn’t get soda pop during the doubleheader. It was due to the fact that the home team lost the opener!
24. There are so many statistics in baseball that the players are now running around data bases.
25. Chewbacca made it to the big leagues. He won Wookiee of the Year.

Punny sayings & phrases

These baseball related sayings are great for birthday cards, Instagram captions, celebratory messages, and more.

26. It’s a sliding into home kinda day.
    
27. Have your day in full swing.
28. Baater up you have less than one week left.
29. You’re my pinch hitter.
30. I hit a home run when I met you.
31. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally – I’m just at the baseball field.
    
32. The most important pitch is the next one.
33. I’ll be home in time for dinger.
34. Meet me at the field.
35. Where’s home? Take three lefts. Can’t miss it.

Funny Jokes about Baseball

36. Why are baseball games at night? Bats sleep during the day.
    
37. Did you hear the one about the fast pitch? Never mind. You just missed it.
38. Why did the baseball player bring string to the game? He wanted to tie the score
39. Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball? If he raised them both, he’d fall down.
40. What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves? The fence.
41. Where do catchers sit at lunch? Behind the plate.
42. Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be? It’s full of fans.
43. What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him? He takes a job as an umpire.
44. How do baseball players keep in touch? They touch base every once in a while.
45. Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She ran away from the ball.
    
46. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game? Someone stole second base.
47. Why are frogs good baseball players? Because they’re great at catching flies.
48. Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach!
49. Why can’t you play baseball in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
50. Why is an umpire like an angry chicken? They both have foul mouths.
51. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base? From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle
52. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man? Pitching like no one has ever seen.
53. What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park? The swings!
54. Why don’t matches play baseball? One strike and you’re out!
    
55. Why did the baseball team that was at the bottom of the points table chart take a ghost in their team? Because they wanted to add more team spirit!
56. How is baseball like a pancake? They both need a good batter!
57. What type of baseball player gives out all the water? The pitcher.
58. A baseball came through my window today. It really hit home.
59. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch ya later!
60. What are the rules for zebra baseball? Three stripes and you’re out.

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