List of 45 Funny Cake Puns and Jokes

A selection of funny cake related humor, use these jokes for making your friends and family laugh, or perhaps use the puns as clever Instagram captions.

Cake related Puns

1. It’s an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
   
2. I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
3. I'm no icing expert, but that cake looks pretty sweet.
4. Pancake day - it always crepes up on you.
5. I'm trying to cut back on cake, but it's just so tempting. I guess you could say it's a slice of life.
6. You can make the candles on your cake really happy by blowing them out - they’ll be delighted...
   
7. Have you heard about the guy that ate a piece of cake? It was very easy.
8. No matter how much I love cake I would never dessert you.
9. I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake It was a tiramisu-nami.
10. Local cake factory was just robbed They took a huge slice of the profits
11. Why do cakes always go to school? Because they want to be smart cookies!
12. Why did the cake get a promotion? It was tier-riffic at its job!
13. I tried to frost a cake while skydiving. It was a piece of cake!
14. What’s a cake’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bread!
15. I tried to make a cake shaped like a car, but it kept breaking down.

Punny saying and phrases

16. Some dream of cake, others bake it happen.
    
17. Time to cake it easy.
18. Go on and bake my day!
19. I will never dessert you.
20. Love at first bite.
21. You want a piece of me?
    
22. Bake it till you make it.
23. History in the baking!
24. Alive and cake-ing.
25. Whatever sprinkles your cake.
26. Cake is the answer, no matter what the question is.
27. I can't cake my eyes off you.
28. I’m here to take the cake and eat it too.
29. Don’t be a loaf-er, rise to the occasion.
30. Scone to the bakery, it’s the yeast I can do

Funny Jokes about Cakes

31. Why did the cake go to the dentist? To get a filling.
    
32. Why do French bakers only use one egg to make a cake? because one egg is un oeuf.
33. What kind of cake do ghosts choose for their birthday? I-scream cake.
34. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
35. Why did the cake go to the psychologist? Because it had too many layers.
36. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cake? – He was stuffed.
    
37. Why did the cake go to the doctor? Because it had a battering.
38. What do you call a cake that takes lots of chances? A whisk-taker.
39. Why did the cake break up with the frosting? Because it was too whipped.
40. Why did the cake feel depressed? Because it was feeling a little too short for its liking.
41. Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped!
42. What beats his chest and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan!
43. Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
44. Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
45. Doctor Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles... (See More Doctor Doctor Jokes)