List of 45 Funny Puns & Jokes about Cats
Last Updated: May 15, 2024The funniest puns and jokes related to our feline friends, these are ideal for your cat loving friends who are looking for a good laugh.
Cat related Puns
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
- What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain!
- Why don't cats play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
- What's a cat's favorite color? Purrr-ple!
- Why did the cat go to medical school? It wanted to become a purr-fessional!
- What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purrsuasive!
- Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mew-sic.
- If your cat was an artist, what would they paint? Paw-traits.
- Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan!
- Why did the dog let the cat sleep in his dog bed? The cat had a claws in his contract.
- What's a cat's favorite food? Paw-sta.
- What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw.
- What kind of sports car does a car drive? A Furr-ari.
- My cat got fined for littering.
- Cats don't like online shopping, they prefer cat-alogues.
- Cats are afraid of trees because of their bark!
- When my cat gets allergies, she takes an anti-hiss-tamine.
- If a cat loses its tail, where does it go? The retail store.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- Where did the cats go on a school trip? The mews-eum.
Punny cat-related sayings & phrases
Use these cat-related punny phrases to replace words in Instagram captions and celebratory messages for your friends and family - inject some cat based humor!
- Cat-astrophe (Catastrophe)
- Feline good (Feeling Good)
- Are you kitten me? (Kidding me)
- Paw-sitive (Positive)
- Purr-fect (Perfect)
- Very Claw-ver (Clever)
- Paw-some / Claw-some (Awesome)
- Purr-sonality (Personality)
- Birthday Paw-ty (Party)
- Meow-ment (Moment)
- Paws-ible (Possible)
- Im-paws-able (Impossible)
- Just Kitten (Just kidding)
- Meow or never (Now or never)
- So fur, so good. (So far so good)
- Don't fur-get to smile! (Forget)
- Fur-real (For real)>
- Paws (Pause)
Funny Cat Jokes
If you have enjoyed our collection of cat humor so far, here are a few additional general funny cat jokes to round of the list.
- What did the teacher say after he caught the kitten cheating? Don't be a copycat.
- What do you call a feline with short haircut? A bob cat.
- How does a cat answer the phone? Meow may I help you?
- What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
- Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
- Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tail!
- Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!
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