115 Funny Christmas Puns to Spread Festive Cheer!

Present-ing our selection of christmas puns - these festive play on words are sure to release groans and whines from those around you.

Best Christmas Puns

These first 25 puns on our list are the best of the best. This section has enough for one each day of December leading up to Christmas day, perfect for making your own advent calendar or providing a daily dose of fun until the big day!

1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
   
2. What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!
3. What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
4. Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude Olph".
5. Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.
6. What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas.
7. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
   
8. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
9. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
11. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
12. What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
13. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.
    
14. Why did Santa go to jail? He sleighed an elf.
15. I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
16. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
17. What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
18. What type of Christmas dessert shouldn’t you trust? Mince spies!
    
19. Santa was forced to attend a Christmas party because his presents was required.
20. The North Pole doesn't import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.
21. Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
22. Reindeer don't go to public school, they’re elf taught.
23. Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
24. The Turkey wasn't hungry at Christmas because he was already stuffed.
25. Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum, you can't beat it.

Punny instagram caption ideas

Here’s a list of punny captions for your Christmas posts, perfect for spreading holiday cheer on your feed!

26. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year!
    
27. Chillin’ with my snow-mies.
28. Ice, ice, baby—it’s Christmas time!
29. Flake it till you make it.
30. Walking in a winter pun-derland.
31. Mistle-toast to us!
32. Santa’s little helpers reporting for duty!
33. Merry everything, from our family to yours!
34. Santa Paws is coming to town!
35. You’re snow special to me.
    
36. Feline festive.
37. Paws-itively the best Christmas ever!
38. Fir sure, this is the best part of the season!
39. I’m feelin’ tree-mendous!
40. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… chaos!
41. The more the merrier!
42. Family: the gift that keeps on giving.
43. All is calm, all is bright (mostly).
44. This is our kind of holiday magic.
45. Christmas cuddles and matching PJs, what more do we need?

Christmas Tree Puns

46. Let’s branch out this Christmas.
47. I’m feeling pine and dandy!
48. That’s the spirit - fir sure!
49. I’m totally pining for the holidays.
50. This holiday season is lit!
51. I’m tree-mendously excited.
52. Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!
53. Let’s spruce up the place.
54. It’s the most pine-derful time of the year.
55. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas puns.
56. Fir-get the stress, enjoy the holidays.
57. Tinsel is the reason for the season.
58. I’m ornament-al to this celebration.
59. It’s a tree-mendous day for decorating.
60. Starry-eyed for Christmas.
61. Tinsel town, here we come!
62. Let’s take a bough for our hard work.
63. This tree is looking fabu-fir-lous.
64. Don’t pine over the past—live in the present!
65. Trimming the tree is no small fir-deavor.

Winter and Snow Puns

66. There’s snow place like home.
67. Ice to meet you this Christmas!
68. Snowbody does Christmas like you.
69. Frost yourself with holiday cheer.
70. Ice, ice, baby - it’s Christmas!
71. Let’s make it a December to remember.
72. Freeze the moment.
73. You’re snow special to me.
74. Chill out - it’s the holidays!
75. I’ve got a flurry of excitement.
76. Don’t flake out on the fun.
77. Just snowballing with ideas.
78. The weather outside is frightful, but our friendship is so delightful!
79. Snow big deal, just celebrating.
80. S’no problem here.
81. Do you snow the way to Christmas cheer?
82. Frosty vibes only.
83. Don’t leave me out in the cold!
84. You’ve got me snow-struck.
85. Brr-illiant times ahead!

Elf related Puns

86. Believe in your elf!
87. Don’t be elfish—spread the cheer!
88. I’m all about the elf-care this season.
89. Have your elf a merry little Christmas!
90. Elves are just Santa’s little overachievers.
91. Keep calm and get your elf together.
92. Nobody likes an elf-titled holiday planner!
93. It’s an elf-tastic kind of day!
94. Santa’s favorite elf is sleigh-ing it this year!
95. I’m not short, I’m elf-sized

Reindeer Puns

96. Oh deer, the holidays are here!
97. Just rein it in, people.
98. You’re simply rein-diculous!
99. Dashin’ through the Christmas chaos.
100. This season is un-fawn-gettable.
101. What’s your reindeer name? Mine is Slay-er!
102. Rudolph’s got nothing on me - I’m glowing with holiday spirit!
103. Don’t give me any rein excuses.
104. Deerly beloved, it’s Christmas time!
105. Yule love this rein-markable season.

Santa Claus Puns

106. I don’t mean to Claus a scene, but Santa’s here!
107. He sleighs it every Christmas.
108. Santa’s laugh is snow joke! Ho-ho-ho!
109. I’m Claus-trophobic in this crowd!
110. Santa’s favorite singer? Elfis Presley.
111. Don’t stop believe-ing in Santa!
112. I’m feeling very Santa-mental today.
113. Santa's diet? Milk, cookies, and a sleigh of vegetables.
114. He’s the Claus that keeps on giving.
115. Santa’s sleigh runs on reindeer-power!

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