List of 35 Funny Electrician Puns & Jokes
Last Updated: October 29, 2025
Looking for the best electrician jokes, puns, and one-liners to brighten your day? Whether you’re a sparky yourself, married to one, or just love a good joke, these punny lines are guaranteed to have you laughing!
Funny Electrician Puns
- People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.
- What do you call a Russian electrician? Switchitonanov.
- What’s the difference between God and an electrician? God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.
- What's another name for an electrical apprentice? A shock absorber
- My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
- Electricians never die. They just do it til it Hertz.
- My electrian son needed to conduct himself better so I grounded him.
- Why is your apprentice twitching all the time? Oh, it's just a phase...
- Why did the electrician take the scenic route home? He wanted to follow the least path of resistance!
- I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
Funny Electrician Jokes
- Why are all electricians born via C-Section? Even at birth they knew how to avoid labor.
- How many sparkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One standing still, while the whole worksite revolves around them.
- What do you call an electrician who tries to work as a carpenter? A bad electrician.
- What do you call a carpenter who tries to work as an electrician? A dead carpenter.
- What’s an electricians favourite band? AC/DC
- What is an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour? Shock-o-lot.
- What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.
- How tall is a union electrician? I don’t know, I’ve never seen one stand up.
- What do you call a detective electrician? Sherlock Ohms.
- How can you tell the electricians from all the other trades at the safety meeting? Look for the cleanest clothes. It’s hard to get them dirty doing nothing all day.
Short Electrician one-liner puns
- You’re shockingly amazing.
- You light up my life
- Watt’s up!
- I’m amp-ed to see you!
- You’re electrifying!
- Love you a watt!
- Just another day staying grounded.
- Amp-ing up for the weekend!
- Feeling charged and ready to go!
- I’ve got the power!
Bonus: Punny Eletrician quotes
- If you think it’s expensive to hire a good electrician, try hiring a bad one.
- We light up your life — literally.
- The only thing shocking here is our sense of humor.
- I'm an electrician, you can't shock me!
- I'm an electriain not a magician, but I can see why you might be confused.
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