List of 55 Funny Puns and Jokes about Frogs

A selection of funny frog and toad related humor, use these jokes for making your friends and family laugh, whether you're a dedicated frog enthusiast, a pun aficionado, or just looking for some clever wordplay, you're in in the right place.

Frog related Puns

1. What goes dot-dot-croak dash-croak-dot? Morse toad.
   
2. Why did the tadpole have no friends? Because he was newt to the area.
3. What do italian frogs like to eat? Parmesan Toad-ellini.
4. How does a toad apologize? It says, "I’m sorry, I toad-ally messed up!""
5. Toads love watching TV. They find it ribbiting.
6. I went to the doctor toad-ay, luckily he gave me a good frog-nosis.
7. What’s a toad’s favorite dessert? Croak-late cake!
8. The short-sighted frog took a trip to the hopthalmologist.
   
9. You need to be a bit frog-al now that the bills are all going up.
10. A frog's favorite music is hip-hop.
11. Why did the toad ignore his imaginary friend? Because he realized it was just a frog-ment of its imagination.
12. What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
13. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit!
14. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistle-toad.
15. How do you say goodbye to a frog? Toad-a-loo!

Funny Jokes about Frogs

16. What's a frog's favorite time of year? Leap year!
    
17. Why don't frogs like scary movies? They are too jumpy!
18. What is a toads favorite flower? Croak-us
19. What do toads drink? Croaka-cola!
20. Why don’t toads like fast food? They can’t catch it!
21. What do you call a baby frog? A toad-ler
22. Where do toads leave their hats and coats? In the croak-room!
23. What do you call a frog that illegally parks its car? Toad.
24. Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots!
25. What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy.
26. Why was the frog so happy? Because it eats whatever bugs it.
    
27. What's a frog's favorite candy? Lolli-hops
28. What happens when you cross a frog and a dog? You get a croaker spaniel.
29. What type of shoe do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
30. Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hoperation.
31. What’s a toad’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good ribbitm!
    
32. Why are frogs so good at keeping secrets? Because they never croak!
33. How do toads send secret messages? They use crypt-toad-ography!
34. What do frogs drink in winter? Hot croak-co.
35. What’s a frog’s biggest flaw? They’re always jumping to conclusions.
36. Did you hear about the frog who went to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.

Punny saying and phrases

37. Jump for joy, it’s your birthday.
    
38. Don’t worry, be hoppy on your birthday.
39. Toad-ay is the big day!
40. Sorry I frogot your birthday
41. You toad-ally stop my heart.
42. Wishing you a hopping good New Year! (Can be used for any seasonal event!)
43. Toad-ally thankful for you!
44. You’re unfrog-gettable.
45. I hop you have a toad-ally awesome day.
    
46. Ready, set, hop!
47. Ribbit or not, here I come!
48. Hoppy Birthday.
49. I’m ribbiting with excitement about spending my life with you.
50. You’re toad-ally awesome!
    
51. I’m toad-ally devoted, to you.
52. Life is better with a little ribbit in it
53. Let’s leap into action.
54. Hoppy days ahead.
55. Toad you so! (Told)

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