65 Funny Nature Puns for outdoor lovers!

If you’re an outdoor lover in the mood for some laughs, you’ve come to the right place! Enjoy our collection of the best puns relating to the environment, trees, forests, insects and mother nature.

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• Forest/Tree related puns
• Plant/Garden/Flower puns
• Insect/Animal puns
• Other nature puns
• Punny sayings and phrases

Forest and tree related puns

1. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path!
   
2. After winter, the trees are relieved.
3. For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
4. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? It was being knotty.
5. What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
   
6. Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped!
7. Why did the tree go to therapy? To work on its roots.
8. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
9. What type of tree is found in the kitchen? A pan-tree.
10. How did the tree get lost? It took the wrong root.
11. What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone!
    

Plant and garden related puns

12. She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
    
13. What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was pollen your leg.
14. How do flowers kiss? They use their tulips.
15. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant.
16. What garden plant is always cold? A chilli.
17. Currently the flower business is blooming.
    
18. What does seaweed say when it’s trapped under a shell? ‘Kelp! Kelp!’
19. Why is grass dangerous? It’s full of blades.

Insect and animal related puns

20. Geology rocks!
    
21. The best place for a fish to take a nap is the seabed.
22. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
23. What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey.
24. What do you call bees that are fat? Obeese.
25. What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey.
26. When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees? In the ark-hives!
    
27. What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay? Bagels.
28. How do snails fight? They slug it out.
29. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
30. How do bees get to school? They take the buzz.
31. Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the tree? To take its nuts to the next level.

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Other nature puns

Other puns relating to the ocean, mountains and other natural occurrences.

32. Why are mountains so funny? Because they’re hill areas.
33. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
    
34. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
35. How do you cut a wave in half? Use a sea saw.
36. If mountains want to see something, they peak.
    
37. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
38. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
    
39. Why do gamers hate nature? Because it is full of bugs!
40. What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up.
    
41. I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!
42. How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow...
43. Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it’ll dawn on you soon!
44. Where do rocks sleep? In bedrocks.
45. When is the moon at its heaviest? When it’s full.

Punny sayings and phrases

Great for snappy responses or nature related social media captions!

46. I’m rooting for you, no matter what.
47. Life would succ without you.
48. Don’t stop beleafing.
49. Aloe you vera much!
50. I’m feeling fern-tastic today!
51. I’m pollen your leg.
52. My love for you is budding.
53. Let’s grow together.
54. I’m on cloud pine.
55. Let’s turn over a new leaf.
56. You’ve got to be-leaf in yourself.
57. You're bloomin' great!
58. You’re my best bud.
59. Don’t be so prickly; I’m only trying to help.
60. You’re unbeleafable!
61. You rose to the occasion.
62. You’re my soil mate. (soul!)
63. I’m as happy as a sunflower in the sun.
64. I can’t leaf you alone.
65. Live life in full bloom

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