25 Funny Weather Puns which will blow you away!

Last Updated: September 25, 2022

Our collection of funny weather puns, whether you need a pun related to the sun, the rain or the snow we have you covered. If you want to send us a pun about the weather to add to our list, feel free to submit a pun to us on our submission page

Coming up with weather puns is a breeze.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty... but he had a great fall.
People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.
The hottest day of the week is Sun-day...
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end!
What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
What do you call a bear caught out in the rain? A drizzily bear.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
If it really rained cats and dogs, there would be poodles all over the streets.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.
When it rains chickens and ducks? You could say it's Fowl weather.
How does a spy avoid the rain? He goes undercover.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
I’m going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It’s a very heated topic.
Cold and chilly winter weather is snow laughing matter.
The cows lay down in the rain to keep each udder dry.
Lightning storms are always so very striking.
The man who was driving the train got struck by lightning. It's because he was a good conductor.
When a walking stick makes you walk faster, it's called a ‘hurri-cane'.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
The clouds can be quite rude. They are always throwing shade.
For those people who live in northern climates, the winter is snow problem.