55 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Last Updated: July 14, 2023
We have compiled a list of 55 cheesy jokes split into different categories for ease of readability - whether you're trying to lighten the mood or just looking for a quick chuckle, we hope these corny jokes will help!
Corny Animal Jokes
- Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of mice!
- Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!
- What do you call bears with no ears? B!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Related: For animal lovers, check out our list of 75 Funny Animal Puns!
Cheesy Food-related Jokes
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
- How do you make a banana shake? Put it in the freezer!
Corny Dad Jokes
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Did you hear about the baguette at the zoo? It was bread in captivity.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane but I can't see it taking off.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Related: For more similar jokes, check out our list of 50 Funny Dad Jokes!
Cheesy Science Jokes
- Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
- Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor? There was no chemistry.
- What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.
- Why are chemists excellent for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
- How do astronauts organise a successful surprise party? They planet.
Corny School Jokes
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!".
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because his students were so bright.
- Why did the dog do so well in school? Because it was a teacher’s pet.
Cheesy Weather Jokes
- How do you find out where a hurricane is? You look for the eye!
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Foul weather!
- What do you call a week without rain? A dry spell.
- How does a tornado flirt? It twisters its words.
- What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two's company, three's a cloud!"
Related: For funny weather humour, check out our illustrated list of funny weather puns.
Corny Tech Jokes
- Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
- Why did the IT guy go to the bar? To get a byte to eat.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
- What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard? A screensaver.
Cheesy Music Jokes
- How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.
- What musical keys do cows sing in? Beef flat.
- Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the key? He was playing by ear.
- Why did the music teacher go to jail? He got in treble.
- Why did the singer climb a ladder? She wanted to reach the high notes.
Corny Nature Jokes
- What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
- What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
- Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he’s a fungi.
- How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.
- Why can’t pine trees sew? They always drop their needles.
Related: For more nature related humour check out our list of funny nature puns!
More Miscellaneous Jokes
- Why don't ghosts go to concerts? They have no body to dance with.
- Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- Why did the strawberry go out with the banana? Because it couldn't get a date.
- Why did the boy throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
- Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
- Why did the woman wear glasses during her math test? Because it helps with division.
- Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.
- How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
- Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.
We hope you enjoyed our mixed list of cheesy jokes, feel free to pick your favourite jokes from this list and share them with your friends and family. Perhaps they will become your go-to jokes for future occasions.
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