80 Funny Bread Puns & Jokes
Last Updated: October 29, 2024A selection of funny bread, bakers and bakery themed humor. Use these lines for comical instagram captions or for making your friends and family laugh!
Bread related puns
- How does the bread win over his sweetheart? With lots of flours.
- Why did the bread break up with the butter? Because it kneaded some space.
- What’s a bread’s least favorite way to pass time? Loafing around all day.
- What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!
- What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!
- What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend? You deserve butter.
- How do you spot a radical baker? They're always going against the grain.
- How does bread greet each other? "Dough you knead any help?"
- What did mama bread say to her kids? It's way past your breadtime!
- The baguette forgot his umbrellaand got soaking wheat all over.
- What do french people get the bread home? They baguette.
- What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? It’s the yeast I could do.
- How does bread relax after it's finished baking? It loafs around.
- How do you say hello to German bread? Gluten tag.
- Why does bread look so bad in photos? It’s too grainy.
- Why did the aging loaf retire? His career was toast.
- What's the most sophisticated kind of bread? The upper crust.
- What did the bread say to the oven? It’s getting toasty in here!
- Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim? People kept commenting on his hot buns!
- Two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Bakery and baker related
- My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
- Why did the baker's card get declined? He didn't have enough dough!
- Why was the baker a great comedian? Because he always rose to the occasion.
- How did the baker feel after making a bad batch of bread? A little crumby.
- What kind of dog did the baker have? A pure bread.
- Why did the baker panic? Because it was a loaf or death situation.
- What’s the best thing about a bread puns? They never get stale.
- My friend used to steal from the bakery, he was a big whisk-taker!
- Bakers don't compliment you, they just butter you up!
- How do bakers stay in shape? They do a lot of bread-lifting.
- Why do bakers make toxic relationships? Because they are so kneed-y!
- I used to work at a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
- I thought about opening a bakery once, but I knew I would have to raise a lot of dough.
- When the baker got a promotion, he said he was on a roll.
Short Bread Puns
- You’re my butter half.
- It's the yeast I could do.
- You can crust in me!
- Wheat be cute together.
- Bae-goals!
- Don’t go baking my heart.
- You're toast.
- Wheat it and weep.
- Don't be so sour, dough.
- I don't want naan of that.
- Don't be so kneady.
- Baguette out of my way!
- You're no bun!
- Stop loafing around!
- Rye so serious?
- That’s a no-grainer.
- We’re on a knead-to-know basis.
- I don’t give a crepe.
- Another one bites the crust.
- Ryes and shine!
- I donut belong here.
- I'm a gluten for punishment.
- Bready or not, here I crumb!
- You butter believe it!
- I’m feeling bready for anything.
- Muffin compares to you.
- I loaf you so much!
- Are you flour-ting with me?
- You are baking me crazy!
- Just roll with it.
- You knead me, admit it!
- You crumb here often?
- This is how I roll.
- Stop trying to butter me up.
- You’re bun-believable.
- Loaf me or hate me.
- Don’t let anyone rye-dicule you.
- Well, that’s just the yeast of my worries.
- I’m all about the butter things in life.
- I think we’re baking some progress here.
- Dough you think I’m funny?
Bread related knock-knock jokes
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Crumb.
Crumb who?
Crumb on, you know who it is—it’s me! -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bread.
Bread who?
Bread-y or not, here I crumb! -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Doughn't you recognize me? -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peter. (Pita)
Pita who?
Pita bread, of course! Want some? -
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sourdough
Sourdough who?
Sourdough you want to hear another joke?
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