List of 75 Funny Dog Puns to Fetch a Smile

The funniest puns related to our canine friends. If you a dog lover we are sure some of these will give you a giggle!

Dog Related Puns

1. I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him. My fault for getting one that’s pure bred...
   
2. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.
3. Who is the best dog detective? Sherlock Bones!
4. I almost kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
5. The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.
6. The dog is so famous that the pup-arazzi was following him around all day.
7. Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
8. I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the Tube. It only took us an hour to get from Barking to Tooting!
   
9. He has to constantly call her to check in. She has him on a short leash.
10. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
11. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
12. Why are dogs terrible dancers? They have two left paws!
13. I bought a dog from a locksmith. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
    
14. The Dalmatian was hiding because he didn’t want to be spotted.
15. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
16. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
17. I went to the zoo today, there was only one animal. It was a shitzu!
18. I'm having a ruff day. Don't terrier self up about it. There's sure to be a pawsitive outcome!
19. When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was rough.
20. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
21. In this race, the Weiner takes it all.
22. A postman knocked on my door and complained about my dog chasing him on his bike. My dog doesn't even have a bike!
    
23. What kind of car does a dog drive? A Fur-rari.
24. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
25. Why can’t dogs work the TV remote? Because they always hit the paws button.
26. What’s a dog’s favorite part of New York City? Central Bark!
27. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!
28. Why did the dog run in circles? Because it’s hard to stop chasing your tail!
29. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
    
30. Why did the dog go to the bank? To make a de-paws-it.

Specific dog breed puns

31. I tried teaching my Border Collie a new trick, but he already herd about it.
    
32. What do you call a dog that loves to take bubble baths? A sham-poodle!
33. What did the Dalmatian say after eating dessert? "Man, that really hit the spot!"
34. You have the corg-key to my heart.
35. In this race, the Weiner takes it all.
36. My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little Husky!
37. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
38. Things happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
39. The Dachshund had to sit in the shade because it was a hot dog.
40. Be careful when it's raining cats and dogs, or else you might step in a Poodle.
    
41. Retriever? I hardly know her.
42. You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih-tzu not.
43. Mistakes happen. There's no need to terrier self up about it.
44. What do dogs drink in the morning? Earl Greyhound tea.
45. My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.

Dog puns for birthday greetings

46. Hope your birthday is pawsitively amazing!
47. It’s your special day, so let’s bark about it!
48. Wishing you a tail-wagging great birthday!
49. You’re not getting older, just more paw-some!
50. Let’s pup the wine open — it’s time to celebrate!
51. It’s your day, time to paw-ty!
52. Hope your birthday is as pawsome as a walk in the park!
53. Have a bark-tacular birthday filled with love and treats!
54. Here’s to another year of fetching great moments!
55. Have a fur-bulous day, you deserve all the best on your birthday!

Puns for a dog lover get well soon card

56. Sorry you’re having a ruff time!
57. So glad to hear you're healterrier now!
58. Dog-gone it, you're sick again? Get well soon!
59. Life is ruff! Get well soon!
60. Stay pawsitive- health is coming your way!
61. You're sick!? Alert the dogter!
62. Hey, at least you're not wearing a cone.

Short dog puns

63. Quit hounding me.
64. Ruff day?
65. Bone Appétit!
66. Dog-gone it.
67. Howl you doing?
68. Having a ball!
69. Paws-itively!
70. Oh, paw-lease.
71. Friends fur-ever.
72. Anything is paw-sible.
73. Let’s raise the woof!
74. You’re looking quite fetching today!
75. Trust me, I’m a dog-tor.

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