List of 40 Funny Pirate Puns and Jokes
Last Updated: August 26, 2023
A selection of funny pirate related humor, use these jokes for making your friends and family laugh, or perhaps use the puns as clever Instagram captions.
Pirate related Puns
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Nobody wanted to play cards with the pirate because he was standing on the deck!
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's 'R,' but it's really the 'C' they love!
- What do pirates say when they're cold? 'Shiver me timbers!'
- The pirate stop smoking by using the patch!
- What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie? Ships ahoy!
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Retired pirates love yoga because of all the ex-sailing.
- Do pirates like to fight? Sword of.
- All I Caribbean about is finding the treasure!
- Seeing a pirate ship in person is truly oar-inspiring.
- Pirates show you affection by a kiss on the ships
Punny saying and phrases
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Sailin' through life, one 'arrr!' at a time.
- Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, because life's an adventure!
- I'm hooked on this pirate life!
- Searching for buried treasures and good times!
- Just a pirate lookin' for some 'booty'!
- Arrr you ready for some high seas adventures?
- Keep calm and sail on!
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I'm not lost, I'm just exploring uncharted waters!
- Pirates do it better on the seven seas!
- Life's a shipwreck, but we're the captains of our fate!
- Rumming through life with a pirate's perspective!
- A pirate's life for me - full of adventure and shenanigans!
- Pirate soul, mermaid heart!
- Every day is 'Talk Like a Pirate' day in my book!
- Pirate vibes and salty tides!
Funny Jokes about Pirates
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What's a pirate's favorite type of exercise? The plank!
- What pirates should you avoid? Ones with red flags
- What's a pirate's favorite type of music? ARRRR 'n' B!
- How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!
- What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? ARRRt!
- What's a pirate's favorite kind of fish? A swordfish!
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Why do pirates love to download free music? It’s piracy.
- What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns Silver!
- How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply? He bought it on sail!
- What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Madam, your taxes are overdue...
- What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? One that's rated ARRRR!
- What's it called when two pirates call it a draw? A stale-matey!
- How do pirates prefer to resolve conflicts? They arrrr-gue it out!
- Why is pirating so addictive? They say once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
- What does a dyslexic pirate say? RRRRRRA!
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