50 Whale Related Puns and Jokes

Whale related Puns

1. What do you call a whale with bad posture? A hunchback whale.
   
2. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
3. What is a whales favorite month? Orc-gust!
4. Why was the whale so good at solving problems? Because he had a whale-y big brain!
5. What do whales say when they’re confused? "I’m just a little blubbered."
6. What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film? – Licence to Krill
7. How does a group of whales make a decision? – Flipper coin!
8. Who comes knocking if you don't pay your ocean debts? The whale-iffs!
   
9. Where does a killer whale go for braces? – The orca-dontist
10. Where are whales weighed? At a whale weigh station.
11. How do whales celebrate birthdays? With a ‘sea’-prise party!
12. How did the octopus make the whale laugh? With ten-tickles.
13. Why does Charles get treated like royalty when he goes in the sea? Because he’s the Prince of Whales.
14. What do whales need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.
15. Why do killer whales never make friends with other species? They’re too orca-ward.

Punny sayings & phrases

These pun filled sayings are ideal for Instagram captions and seasonal messages such as birthday cards!

16. Whale, hello there!
17. I wish you whale!
18. Hope you have a 'whale' of a time.
19. "You’re whale-come!"
20. Long time no sea
21. Whale, whale, whale...
22. Get whale soon!
23. You've got to be kraken me up!
24. Make a splash!
25. You are a real catch.
26. I'm feeling fin-tastic.
27. You're shore to make me smile!
28. This is un-fish-gettable
29. You are on my wave length.
30. Let's dive into this adventure
31. I whale always love you!
32. I’m not a fish, but I’m hooked
33. Whale-come to my world!
34. Living life one splash at a time!
35. Let's get orca-nised!

Whale Related Jokes

36. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
    
37. What is an orca’s favourite TV show? – Whale of fortune!
38. What do you call a 100 year old whale? – A hunchback whale.
39. What do whales like to chew? – Blubber gum!
40. What kind of whale flies? – A pilot whale!
41. Why are they called sperm whales? – Because seamen discovered them.
42. Why was the whale so sad? – Because she was a Blue whale.
43. Have you ever seen a fish cry? No, but I have seen a whale blubber!
    
44. Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
45. Where did the whale go for his vacation? Venez-whale-a.
46. Where do whales keep their money? In an octopurse.
47. What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale? Sha-Moo.
48. Why did the whale refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the shark.
49. Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Whale.
    Whale who?
    Whale, don’t just stand there open the door!
50. Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Whale.
    Whale who?
    Whale that’s enough of these jokes!

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