List of 175 Puns and Jokes related to Yoga!

Our ultimate collection of funny yoga related humor, whether you're a yoga instructor looking for a funny pun or a yoga enthusiast wanting to add some flexible fun to your Instagram captions - we've got you covered!

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Yoga Puns

1. Yoga is my kind of happy hour.
2. I’m a yoga-holic.
3. Just keep yogi-ing.
4. Mat-ter of balance.
5. Namas-stay in shape!
6. Plank you very much.
7. Keep calm and asana on!
8. Ohm my God, I love yoga!
9. Yoganna love this class!
10. Yoga-mazing vibes only.
11. Bend so you don’t break.
12. Stretch yourself, not your patience.
    
13. This mat is my happy place.
14. Twist and shout—yoga style!
15. Yoga my back, I’ve got yours.
16. Yogis do it better on the mat.
17. Yoga today keeps the stress away!
18. Suns out, buns out in yoga pants.
19. Early yogis catch the sunrise flow.
20. That’s a stretch, but yoga with it.
21. Stretching my limits in yoga class.
22. Yoga: because adulting is hard.
23. In yoga, every pose is a stretch goal.
24. Let’s taco ’bout yoga – it’s a wrap!
25. Life’s a pose, yoga is the practice.
26. Yoga is how I rise and shine every day.
27. Yoga: It’s how I stay pose-itive!
28. Yoga pants are a stretch, but so am I.
29. Flexibility is key in yoga and in life.
30. Yoga: The best way to unwind and align!
31. Looking zen-tastic in this yoga outfit.
32. Nama-slay all day.
33. My favourite yoga position is sleeping.
34. Flex your mind, body, and soul with yoga.
35. Flexin’ and relaxin’, that’s my yoga motto.
36. My favorite kind of twist is a yoga twist.
37. Breathe in, breathe out... and yoga it out!
38. Yoga pants forever, responsibilities later.
39. Don’t let stress be a stretch, do some yoga!
40. Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass!
    
41. Yoga: the art of stretching both body and mind.
42. Keep calm and yoga on.
43. Yoga class was a stretch, but I made it through.
44. I tried goat yoga once, but it was a baaad idea.
45. Yoga: Stretching the limits, not just your limbs.
46. I tried hot yoga, but I couldn’t handle the heat.
47. Yoga: where the magic happens on and off the mat.
48. Inhale the future, exhale the past—at yoga class!
49. Yoga: bending over backwards to find inner peace.
50. The lotus pose is really blooming in popularity.
51. Yoga is my daily dose of self-love and self-care.
52. Yogi brought a mirror to class for reflect-asana.
53. Just like yoga, life is all about finding balance.
54. Yogis beat the heat by discovering their inner fan.
55. A bad day of yoga is better than a good day at work.
56. Sweat now, shine later: That’s the yoga-glow guarantee.
57. Yoga is my excuse for wearing stretchy pants all day.
58. Don’t just do something, stand there and do some yoga!
59. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt. That’s the yoga route.
60. I’m yogi-cising my way to inner peace and a toned body.
61. The yoga instructor always OM-barrasses us before class.
62. Every time I do yoga, I end up feeling lotus-ly relaxed.
63. I may be new to yoga, but I’m already a pro at savasana.
64. I’m down dog for yoga!
65. I bent over backwards to convince my friend to try yoga.
66. It’s a tough world, but I’m yoga-ing to make it.
67. Stretch it like Shavasana!
68. My yoga mat is my soulmate – we’re always in alignment!
69. Yoga: the only time you can be a tree without looking crazy.
70. I’m yoga-rolling with it!
71. The most expensive part of yoga is buying the leggings.
72. Yoga is my favorite kind of therapy – and it’s cheaper too.
73. I’m like a pretzel during yoga class – all twisted up!
74. I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants.
75. I accidentally farted in class—it was a gas-tastrophe.
76. Yoga stretches my imagination.
77. Cow who does yoga? Moo-gi!
78. I never thought yoga would fix my posture, but now I stand corrected.
    
79. Mat’s off to you.
80. Downward dog is my favorite—it’s gone to the dogs!
81. I get to paws and reflect in downward dog.
82. Not sure if I’m doing it right, but I’m in the stretch zone!
83. The yogi brought a ladder to reach higher yoga-nlightenment.
84. Mountain yoga retreat? A high-altitude stretch.
85. Yoga might change your life—but that’s a bit of a stretch.
86. My favorite part is the final shavasnooze.
87. Yoga pants: because jeans are too stressful.
88. Flexible, spiritual sandwich? A yoga-mat-wich.
89. The yoga mat was feeling un-balanced lately.
90. I’m just here for the savasana.
91. Plank like no one’s watching.
92. Balance is my cardio.
93. Core-blimey!
94. Abs-olutely zen right now.
95. Warrior pose? I barely know her!
96. I came. I saw. I Savasana’d.

Yoga Jokes

These yoga related jokes are great for sharing with your yoga class, or for sending a smile to a yoga loving friend!

97. Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class? It couldn’t find its center.
    
98. Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly? They always want to find their inner peas.
99. How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga? I told her I would be as flexible as possible.
100. What did the instructor say when her yoga student couldn’t touch her toes? She said, "Yoga-to try harder tomorrow."
101. I’ve been practicing yoga for decades. Yep, it’s been a pretty long stretch.
102. What do the kids call yoga? Twister.
103. What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga? A pretzel.
104. What is the most romantic yoga pose? Pro-pose.
105. Why does everyone love yoga teachers? They bend over backward for you.
106. What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class? Nutmaste.
107. Why do dogs love yoga class? It’s a good chance to paws and reflect.
108. What do a cow walking backward and a yogi have in common? They both say oooooom.
109. What do you call a communist doing yoga? Stretch Marx.
110. How does the yogi order a pizza? Make me one with everything!
111. I’m worried I’m not that good at yoga. Some days, I feel like just a poser.
112. I gave my cat some almond milk the other day. Now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.
113. I’m trying to write this pun about yoga. But it’s just not working out. It just seems a stretch.
114. What does the yoga instructor want for their birthday? All they want is your presence.
115. Where do you go if you can’t afford yoga classes? The omless shelter.
116. Why is the pear so good at yoga? He’s got a great core.
117. What did the yogi tell his dog? Nama, stay!
118. What do you do when a yoga guru goes missing? Nothing. They’ll find themself.
119. What’s a pirate’s least favorite yoga move? The plank pose.
120. What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common? They both contain stretchers.
121. I did an amazing yoga pose over this stream created from acidic rainfall yesterday. I think it’s called a bridge over troubled water...
122. Why is it easy to make an appointment with a yoga teacher? They’re just so flexible.
123. I run a meditation and yoga studio for angry donkeys. It’s called "peace of ass."
124. Why did the yogi return the vacuum cleaner? It came with too many attachments.
125. I didn’t believe yoga would fix my posture... But I stand corrected.
126. What happens if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class? You get charged with premeditated murder.
127. Why are weightlifters so good at yoga? They have great flex-ability.
128. Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic at the dentist? He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
129. I got chucked out of yoga class yesterday. Apparently, I misinterpreted the Half-Moon Pose.
130. What did the yogi tell his mom when she wanted to leave yoga early? Nah ma, stay!
131. There was a moment at yoga class when I really just got it; chit happens!
132. What’s the most deadly yoga move? Corpse pose.
133. I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am... I said "I can only do Fridays."
134. Yoga class instructor: Welcome. Uhh, why are you carrying a lightsaber? Me: Misread the brochure I have.
135. What kind of yogas do dead bodies do? Decom-pose.
136. "What’s up, dog?" I asked my instructor as I walked into the studio. She replied that it was a back-bending yoga posture that lengthens and strengthens the spine, torso, and arms.
137. "Warrior 2?" my instructor asked. "No, I’m actually a writer," I replied.
138. People say yoga will change your life. But I think that’s a bit of a stretch.
139. I arrived late for my yoga class yesterday. Then my instructor shouted at me to get my asana mat.
140. What kind of yoga is popular at nudist yoga? Over ex-posing.
     
141. Have you heard of the new class where you always go up and down? They call it yo-yoga.
142. What did the yogi say when her friend asked her to leave the class? Nah, Imma stay.
143. During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur? "Quite the trochanter."
144. My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday. He put me in a really awkward position.
145. Toby was struggling with basic yoga but remained determined. Where Toby Hatha-Will, Toby Hatha-Way.
146. I’m booked in for a yoga class every day this week. I guess you could say I’ve got a flexible timetable.
147. What kind of car is the best at yoga? Mercedes Bends.
148. My doctor doesn’t want me to go to yoga anymore. He thinks I self-meditate too much.
149. "Say you’re a bad girl" I’m a bad girl "oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..." I’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice...
150. How do you know when a yoga teacher is angry? He gets incensed.
151. Knock knock! Who’s there? Yoga. Yoga who? Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.
152. Why did the yogi get fired from her job as a cashier? Because she kept saying change comes from within.
153. What do you call someone doing yoga with the flu? Sick and twisted.
154. My wife asked if her new yoga pants make her look fat... "Definitely not," I replied. "It’s you that makes the pants look fat." And oh how we both laughed and laughed. Anyway, I’m single now.
155. A man was arrested for stealing yoga DVDs. He’s now doing a long stretch.
156. My current fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste.
157. Jesus is a regular at my yoga class. Pilates screwed him up real bad but he keeps coming back.
158. What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? Dinosore!
159. What did the yogi put on the sign outside his studio? Inquire Within.
160. Did you see the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan as a yogini? It’s called "Yoga mail."
161. A thief stole $10,000 worth of stock from Lululemon last night. The police forced him to return all 3 pairs of leggings.
162. What do yoga pants eat for dessert? Lululemon meringue pie.
163. Where do fish go to do yoga? The river bend.
164. What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.
165. I told my new yoga teacher I was an expert. He asked me to show the class an advanced pose. That put me in a difficult position.
166. What do Yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common? They both take you to the core.
167. How many Bikram teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to preheat the new bulb, one to screw it in, and one to remind the light bulb changer to "Lockyourknees, Lockyourknees!"
168. What do Yoga meditation and a fudge cake have in common? They each bring you a piece of heaven.
169. I couldn’t do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt. My friend said to my teacher, "Yoganna be disappointed by this one."
170. I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled. She replied, "Yogatta be kidding me?"
171. What kind of lattes do yogis like? The Pilates one.
172. Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore? He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.
173. Why does the demon go for yoga classes regularly? He loves to exorcise there.
174. Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes? She said it was not working out.
175. What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core? She said, "These poses are abs-olutely killer!"

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