List of 175 Puns and Jokes related to Yoga!

Our ultimate collection of funny yoga related humor, whether you're a yoga instructor looking for a funny pun or a yoga enthusiast wanting to add some flexible fun to your Instagram captions - we've got you covered!
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Yoga Puns
- Yoga is my kind of happy hour.
- I’m a yoga-holic.
- Just keep yogi-ing.
- Mat-ter of balance.
- Namas-stay in shape!
- Plank you very much.
- Keep calm and asana on!
- Ohm my God, I love yoga!
- Yoganna love this class!
- Yoga-mazing vibes only.
- Bend so you don’t break.
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Stretch yourself, not your patience.
- This mat is my happy place.
- Twist and shout—yoga style!
- Yoga my back, I’ve got yours.
- Yogis do it better on the mat.
- Yoga today keeps the stress away!
- Suns out, buns out in yoga pants.
- Early yogis catch the sunrise flow.
- That’s a stretch, but yoga with it.
- Stretching my limits in yoga class.
- Yoga: because adulting is hard.
- In yoga, every pose is a stretch goal.
- Let’s taco ’bout yoga – it’s a wrap!
- Life’s a pose, yoga is the practice.
- Yoga is how I rise and shine every day.
- Yoga: It’s how I stay pose-itive!
- Yoga pants are a stretch, but so am I.
- Flexibility is key in yoga and in life.
- Yoga: The best way to unwind and align!
- Looking zen-tastic in this yoga outfit.
- Nama-slay all day.
- My favourite yoga position is sleeping.
- Flex your mind, body, and soul with yoga.
- Flexin’ and relaxin’, that’s my yoga motto.
- My favorite kind of twist is a yoga twist.
- Breathe in, breathe out... and yoga it out!
- Yoga pants forever, responsibilities later.
- Don’t let stress be a stretch, do some yoga!
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Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass!
- Yoga: the art of stretching both body and mind.
- Keep calm and yoga on.
- Yoga class was a stretch, but I made it through.
- I tried goat yoga once, but it was a baaad idea.
- Yoga: Stretching the limits, not just your limbs.
- I tried hot yoga, but I couldn’t handle the heat.
- Yoga: where the magic happens on and off the mat.
- Inhale the future, exhale the past—at yoga class!
- Yoga: bending over backwards to find inner peace.
- The lotus pose is really blooming in popularity.
- Yoga is my daily dose of self-love and self-care.
- Yogi brought a mirror to class for reflect-asana.
- Just like yoga, life is all about finding balance.
- Yogis beat the heat by discovering their inner fan.
- A bad day of yoga is better than a good day at work.
- Sweat now, shine later: That’s the yoga-glow guarantee.
- Yoga is my excuse for wearing stretchy pants all day.
- Don’t just do something, stand there and do some yoga!
- Inhale confidence, exhale doubt. That’s the yoga route.
- I’m yogi-cising my way to inner peace and a toned body.
- The yoga instructor always OM-barrasses us before class.
- Every time I do yoga, I end up feeling lotus-ly relaxed.
- I may be new to yoga, but I’m already a pro at savasana.
- I’m down dog for yoga!
- I bent over backwards to convince my friend to try yoga.
- It’s a tough world, but I’m yoga-ing to make it.
- Stretch it like Shavasana!
- My yoga mat is my soulmate – we’re always in alignment!
- Yoga: the only time you can be a tree without looking crazy.
- I’m yoga-rolling with it!
- The most expensive part of yoga is buying the leggings.
- Yoga is my favorite kind of therapy – and it’s cheaper too.
- I’m like a pretzel during yoga class – all twisted up!
- I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants.
- I accidentally farted in class—it was a gas-tastrophe.
- Yoga stretches my imagination.
- Cow who does yoga? Moo-gi!
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I never thought yoga would fix my posture, but now I stand corrected.
- Mat’s off to you.
- Downward dog is my favorite—it’s gone to the dogs!
- I get to paws and reflect in downward dog.
- Not sure if I’m doing it right, but I’m in the stretch zone!
- The yogi brought a ladder to reach higher yoga-nlightenment.
- Mountain yoga retreat? A high-altitude stretch.
- Yoga might change your life—but that’s a bit of a stretch.
- My favorite part is the final shavasnooze.
- Yoga pants: because jeans are too stressful.
- Flexible, spiritual sandwich? A yoga-mat-wich.
- The yoga mat was feeling un-balanced lately.
- I’m just here for the savasana.
- Plank like no one’s watching.
- Balance is my cardio.
- Core-blimey!
- Abs-olutely zen right now.
- Warrior pose? I barely know her!
- I came. I saw. I Savasana’d.
Yoga Jokes
These yoga related jokes are great for sharing with your yoga class, or for sending a smile to a yoga loving friend!
- Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class? It couldn’t find its center.
- Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly? They always want to find their inner peas.
- How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga? I told her I would be as flexible as possible.
- What did the instructor say when her yoga student couldn’t touch her toes? She said, "Yoga-to try harder tomorrow."
- I’ve been practicing yoga for decades. Yep, it’s been a pretty long stretch.
- What do the kids call yoga? Twister.
- What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga? A pretzel.
- What is the most romantic yoga pose? Pro-pose.
- Why does everyone love yoga teachers? They bend over backward for you.
- What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class? Nutmaste.
- Why do dogs love yoga class? It’s a good chance to paws and reflect.
- What do a cow walking backward and a yogi have in common? They both say oooooom.
- What do you call a communist doing yoga? Stretch Marx.
- How does the yogi order a pizza? Make me one with everything!
- I’m worried I’m not that good at yoga. Some days, I feel like just a poser.
- I gave my cat some almond milk the other day. Now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights.
- I’m trying to write this pun about yoga. But it’s just not working out. It just seems a stretch.
- What does the yoga instructor want for their birthday? All they want is your presence.
- Where do you go if you can’t afford yoga classes? The omless shelter.
- Why is the pear so good at yoga? He’s got a great core.
- What did the yogi tell his dog? Nama, stay!
- What do you do when a yoga guru goes missing? Nothing. They’ll find themself.
- What’s a pirate’s least favorite yoga move? The plank pose.
- What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common? They both contain stretchers.
- I did an amazing yoga pose over this stream created from acidic rainfall yesterday. I think it’s called a bridge over troubled water...
- Why is it easy to make an appointment with a yoga teacher? They’re just so flexible.
- I run a meditation and yoga studio for angry donkeys. It’s called "peace of ass."
- Why did the yogi return the vacuum cleaner? It came with too many attachments.
- I didn’t believe yoga would fix my posture... But I stand corrected.
- What happens if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class? You get charged with premeditated murder.
- Why are weightlifters so good at yoga? They have great flex-ability.
- Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic at the dentist? He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
- I got chucked out of yoga class yesterday. Apparently, I misinterpreted the Half-Moon Pose.
- What did the yogi tell his mom when she wanted to leave yoga early? Nah ma, stay!
- There was a moment at yoga class when I really just got it; chit happens!
- What’s the most deadly yoga move? Corpse pose.
- I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am... I said "I can only do Fridays."
- Yoga class instructor: Welcome. Uhh, why are you carrying a lightsaber? Me: Misread the brochure I have.
- What kind of yogas do dead bodies do? Decom-pose.
- "What’s up, dog?" I asked my instructor as I walked into the studio. She replied that it was a back-bending yoga posture that lengthens and strengthens the spine, torso, and arms.
- "Warrior 2?" my instructor asked. "No, I’m actually a writer," I replied.
- People say yoga will change your life. But I think that’s a bit of a stretch.
- I arrived late for my yoga class yesterday. Then my instructor shouted at me to get my asana mat.
- What kind of yoga is popular at nudist yoga? Over ex-posing.
- Have you heard of the new class where you always go up and down? They call it yo-yoga.
- What did the yogi say when her friend asked her to leave the class? Nah, Imma stay.
- During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur? "Quite the trochanter."
- My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday. He put me in a really awkward position.
- Toby was struggling with basic yoga but remained determined. Where Toby Hatha-Will, Toby Hatha-Way.
- I’m booked in for a yoga class every day this week. I guess you could say I’ve got a flexible timetable.
- What kind of car is the best at yoga? Mercedes Bends.
- My doctor doesn’t want me to go to yoga anymore. He thinks I self-meditate too much.
- "Say you’re a bad girl" I’m a bad girl "oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..." I’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice...
- How do you know when a yoga teacher is angry? He gets incensed.
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Yoga. Yoga who? Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.
- Why did the yogi get fired from her job as a cashier? Because she kept saying change comes from within.
- What do you call someone doing yoga with the flu? Sick and twisted.
- My wife asked if her new yoga pants make her look fat... "Definitely not," I replied. "It’s you that makes the pants look fat." And oh how we both laughed and laughed. Anyway, I’m single now.
- A man was arrested for stealing yoga DVDs. He’s now doing a long stretch.
- My current fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste.
- Jesus is a regular at my yoga class. Pilates screwed him up real bad but he keeps coming back.
- What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? Dinosore!
- What did the yogi put on the sign outside his studio? Inquire Within.
- Did you see the romantic comedy with Meg Ryan as a yogini? It’s called "Yoga mail."
- A thief stole $10,000 worth of stock from Lululemon last night. The police forced him to return all 3 pairs of leggings.
- What do yoga pants eat for dessert? Lululemon meringue pie.
- Where do fish go to do yoga? The river bend.
- What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.
- I told my new yoga teacher I was an expert. He asked me to show the class an advanced pose. That put me in a difficult position.
- What do Yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common? They both take you to the core.
- How many Bikram teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to preheat the new bulb, one to screw it in, and one to remind the light bulb changer to "Lockyourknees, Lockyourknees!"
- What do Yoga meditation and a fudge cake have in common? They each bring you a piece of heaven.
- I couldn’t do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt. My friend said to my teacher, "Yoganna be disappointed by this one."
- I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled. She replied, "Yogatta be kidding me?"
- What kind of lattes do yogis like? The Pilates one.
- Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore? He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.
- Why does the demon go for yoga classes regularly? He loves to exorcise there.
- Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes? She said it was not working out.
- What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core? She said, "These poses are abs-olutely killer!"
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