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List of 50 Funny Sheep Related Puns and Jokes

List of Sheep Puns & Jokes Last Updated: July 30, 2025

We've put together a list of fun sheep puns and jokes, whether you’re into farming, knitting, or simply want something lighthearted to share with a friend this should be your go to sheep related page.

Sheep related Puns

  1. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
    funny pun about a sheep and a kangaroo.
  2. By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
  3. Saw a sheep driving a car, I reckon it was a Lamb-orghini
  4. The lamb called the police as he had been fleeced.
  5. I couldn’t figure out why a male sheep is called a Ram…then it hit me.
  6. Where do sheep get their wool cut? The baa-baashop
  7. What do sheep wear to the beach? A baakini
  8. What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall from a cliff? BA DUM TS
    funny sheep pun about a sheep a drum and a snake.
  9. What do you call it when a baby sheep jumps out at you? A lambush!
  10. Sheep do not get covid because they have herd immunity.
  11. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
  12. Why are sheep such bad drivers? They always make illegal ewe turns!
  13. What do you call an old sheep? Pasture prime!
  14. I was viciously attacked by a flock of sheep. But there was nothing I could do to stop the bleating.
  15. Here’s a pun about a man and his flock of sheep, stop me if you’ve herd it before.

Punny saying and phrases

  1. That is un-baa-lievable.
    Pun: That is un-baa-lievable
  2. I wool always love ewe.
  3. Stop bleating around the bush.
  4. Shear determination is all it takes.
  5. Don’t pull the wool over my eyes.
  6. Ewe gotta be kidding me.
  7. I’m feeling a bit sheepish.
  8. Just flock it and move on.
  9. Rams can be quite headstrong.
  10. Wool you look at that?
  11. Hope ewe have a baa-rilliant birthday!
  12. Shear joy on your special day!
  13. Shear madness.
  14. That’s a woolly good plan.
  15. Let’s not make a mutton of a molehill.

Funny jokes about Sheep

  1. Why did the shepherd dog not want to hear any more jokes about sheep from the shepherd? He had herd them all.
    Pun: That is un-baa-lievable
  2. What do Mexican sheep say during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
  3. How do sheep start their emails? "Hope this email finds you wool..."
  4. What’s a sheep without any legs? A cloud.
  5. What did the sheep parent say to the lamb? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
  6. What do you call a miserly sheep? A sheepskate.
  7. What do you call a group of sheep standing in a circle? Shepherd's pi!
  8. How did the sheep get to sleep? She counted her friends!
  9. Why don’t sheep like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
  10. Why did the careless sheep get arrested? For ramming into a police car.
  11. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep. Have you any wool?
  12. What would you call a sheep that went to space? A space sheep.
  13. What do you call a sheep that you doubt? A dodgy ram.
  14. What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide.
  15. What did the shepherd say in their letter to Santa? All I want for Christmas is ewe.
  16. What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-becue!
  17. What do you call a sheep that dances? A baa-lerina.
  18. Where did the sheep from Boston end up after he robbed the farmer? Behind baaas!
  19. A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping. “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks. “I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand up.”
  20. I can’t come up with any more sheep jokes. Wool you help me?

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